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waltz with you back then 00:27:17.870 --> 00:27:20.560 align:start position:0% the anniversary waltz with you back then that<00:27:18.110> Dean<00:27:18.380> Vance<00:27:18.650> is<00:27:18.860> close<00:27:19.100> he<00:27:19.760> has<00:27:19.790> to<00:27:20.240> pull 00:27:20.560 --> 00:27:20.570 align:start position:0% that Dean Vance is close he has to pull 00:27:20.570 --> 00:27:24.640 align:start position:0% that Dean Vance is close he has to pull them<00:27:20.780> up 00:27:24.640 --> 00:27:24.650 align:start position:0% 00:27:24.650 --> 00:27:27.049 align:start position:0% sometimes<00:27:25.650> interrupted<00:27:26.280> jack<00:27:26.549> in<00:27:26.760> the<00:27:26.850> middle 00:27:27.049 --> 00:27:27.059 align:start position:0% sometimes interrupted jack in the middle 00:27:27.059 --> 00:27:27.970 align:start position:0% sometimes interrupted jack in the middle of<00:27:27.150> a<00:27:27.210> joke 00:27:27.970 --> 00:27:27.980 align:start position:0% of a joke 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our business today I told you 10 times 00:30:46.100 --> 00:30:53.430 align:start position:0% our business today I told you 10 times I'm<00:30:46.490> sending<00:30:46.940> you<00:30:47.060> the<00:30:47.210> check<00:30:47.510> next<00:30:47.840> week<00:30:50.710> I 00:30:53.430 --> 00:30:53.440 align:start position:0% I'm sending you the check next week I 00:30:53.440 --> 00:30:55.570 align:start position:0% I'm sending you the check next week I sent<00:30:54.440> you<00:30:54.590> the<00:30:54.740> Jack 00:30:55.570 --> 00:30:55.580 align:start position:0% sent you the Jack 00:30:55.580 --> 00:30:58.320 align:start position:0% sent you the Jack [Music] 00:30:58.320 --> 00:30:58.330 align:start position:0% [Music] 00:30:58.330 --> 00:31:05.640 align:start position:0% [Music] [Applause] 00:31:05.640 --> 00:31:05.650 align:start position:0% [Applause] 00:31:05.650 --> 00:31:13.570 align:start position:0% [Applause] he<00:31:06.650> drives<00:31:06.980> me<00:31:07.460> nuts 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choked up now the Jack Benny is 00:33:00.889 --> 00:33:06.690 align:start position:0% little choked up now the Jack Benny is doing<00:33:01.129> his<00:33:01.220> final<00:33:02.200> farewell<00:33:03.200> show<00:33:03.470> I<00:33:03.769> I<00:33:05.289> feel<00:33:06.289> a 00:33:06.690 --> 00:33:06.700 align:start position:0% doing his final farewell show I I feel a 00:33:06.700 --> 00:33:11.080 align:start position:0% doing his final farewell show I I feel a personal<00:33:07.700> sense<00:33:07.909> of<00:33:08.059> loss<00:33:08.239> a<00:33:09.970> kind<00:33:10.970> of 00:33:11.080 --> 00:33:11.090 align:start position:0% personal sense of loss a kind of 00:33:11.090 --> 00:33:14.080 align:start position:0% personal sense of loss a kind of emptiness<00:33:11.419> if<00:33:11.779> you<00:33:11.869> will<00:33:12.080> and<00:33:12.489> I<00:33:13.489> don't<00:33:13.820> really 00:33:14.080 --> 00:33:14.090 align:start position:0% emptiness if you will and I don't really 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the Cobell ski carnival troupe Lucille Ball<00:36:26.440> played<00:36:26.680> his<00:36:26.829> wife<00:36:27.010> and<00:36:27.460> I<00:36:27.549> played<00:36:28.170> well 00:36:29.160 --> 00:36:29.170 align:start position:0% Ball played his wife and I played well 00:36:29.170 --> 00:36:33.450 align:start position:0% Ball played his wife and I played well you'll<00:36:29.500> see<00:36:31.380> now<00:36:32.380> all<00:36:32.559> troops<00:36:32.950> sleeps<00:36:33.220> in<00:36:33.339> this 00:36:33.450 --> 00:36:33.460 align:start position:0% you'll see now all troops sleeps in this 00:36:33.460 --> 00:36:35.099 align:start position:0% you'll see now all troops sleeps in this trailer<00:36:33.700> in<00:36:33.910> there<00:36:34.029> now<00:36:34.150> in<00:36:34.329> corn<00:36:34.660> Creek<00:36:34.930> New 00:36:35.099 --> 00:36:35.109 align:start position:0% trailer in there now in corn Creek New 00:36:35.109 --> 00:36:37.349 align:start position:0% trailer in there now in 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position:0% Jack who we kid night wasn't just across the<00:46:19.620> street<00:46:19.770> having<00:46:20.070> a<00:46:20.130> cup<00:46:20.310> of<00:46:20.400> coffee<00:46:20.460> oh 00:46:20.870 --> 00:46:20.880 align:start position:0% the street having a cup of coffee oh 00:46:20.880 --> 00:46:23.210 align:start position:0% the street having a cup of coffee oh then<00:46:21.810> you<00:46:21.930> did<00:46:22.080> fly<00:46:22.320> in<00:46:22.500> from<00:46:22.680> Palm<00:46:22.890> Springs 00:46:23.210 --> 00:46:23.220 align:start position:0% then you did fly in from Palm Springs 00:46:23.220 --> 00:46:24.950 align:start position:0% then you did fly in from Palm Springs yes<00:46:23.430> I<00:46:23.610> did<00:46:23.790> fly<00:46:23.970> in<00:46:24.120> from<00:46:24.300> Palm<00:46:24.480> Springs<00:46:24.900> oh 00:46:24.950 --> 00:46:24.960 align:start position:0% yes I did fly in from Palm Springs oh 00:46:24.960 --> 00:46:26.780 align:start position:0% yes I did fly 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01:07:17.710 align:start position:0% 01:07:17.710 --> 01:07:26.780 align:start position:0% [Applause] 01:07:26.780 --> 01:07:26.790 align:start position:0% [Applause] 01:07:26.790 --> 01:07:30.480 align:start position:0% [Applause] Dennis<01:07:27.790> day<01:07:28.030> uh<01:07:28.390> hi<01:07:28.660> hi<01:07:29.080> my<01:07:29.680> goodness<01:07:30.190> is<01:07:30.340> this 01:07:30.480 --> 01:07:30.490 align:start position:0% Dennis day uh hi hi my goodness is this 01:07:30.490 --> 01:07:32.970 align:start position:0% Dennis day uh hi hi my goodness is this a<01:07:30.520> surprise<01:07:30.820> meeting<01:07:31.480> you<01:07:31.810> here<01:07:32.140> yeah<01:07:32.650> what<01:07:32.950> a 01:07:32.970 --> 01:07:32.980 align:start position:0% a surprise meeting you here yeah what a 01:07:32.980 --> 01:07:33.810 align:start position:0% a surprise meeting you here yeah what a small<01:07:33.310> world 01:07:33.810 --> 01:07:33.820 align:start position:0% small world 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position:0% about you these past few years I missed you 01:07:40.980 --> 01:07:40.990 align:start position:0% you 01:07:40.990 --> 01:07:44.100 align:start position:0% you I<01:07:41.020> really<01:07:41.560> have<01:07:41.680> hey<01:07:42.430> Peggy<01:07:42.850> look<01:07:43.570> who's<01:07:43.750> here 01:07:44.100 --> 01:07:44.110 align:start position:0% I really have hey Peggy look who's here 01:07:44.110 --> 01:07:50.130 align:start position:0% I really have hey Peggy look who's here it's<01:07:44.500> what<01:07:45.490> was<01:07:45.580> that<01:07:45.700> name<01:07:45.880> again 01:07:50.130 --> 01:07:50.140 align:start position:0% 01:07:50.140 --> 01:07:53.560 align:start position:0% under<01:07:51.140> that<01:07:51.290> name<01:07:51.680> again<01:07:52.130> Deniz<01:07:52.670> hey<01:07:53.210> what<01:07:53.540> a 01:07:53.560 --> 01:07:53.570 align:start position:0% under that name again Deniz hey what a 01:07:53.570 --> 01:07:57.010 align:start position:0% under that name again Deniz hey what a coincidence<01:07:54.170> that's<01:07:54.320> my<01:07:54.530> name<01:07:54.740> too<01:07:56.020> Danice 01:07:57.010 --> 01:07:57.020 align:start position:0% coincidence that's my name too Danice 01:07:57.020 --> 01:07:59.500 align:start position:0% coincidence that's my name too Danice now<01:07:57.200> stop<01:07:57.560> with<01:07:57.740> that<01:07:57.770> silly<01:07:58.220> talk<01:07:58.310> again<01:07:59.000> you 01:07:59.500 --> 01:07:59.510 align:start position:0% now stop with that silly talk again you 01:07:59.510 --> 01:08:01.570 align:start position:0% now stop with that silly talk again you know<01:07:59.660> you<01:08:00.080> know<01:08:00.320> my<01:08:00.530> name<01:08:00.770> is<01:08:00.950> Benny<01:08:01.190> Jack 01:08:01.570 --> 01:08:01.580 align:start position:0% know you know my name is Benny Jack 01:08:01.580 --> 01:08:03.070 align:start position:0% know you know my name is Benny Jack Benny<01:08:01.880> oh<01:08:02.119> yeah 01:08:03.070 --> 01:08:03.080 align:start position:0% Benny oh yeah 01:08:03.080 --> 01:08:04.630 align:start position:0% Benny oh yeah you<01:08:03.410> see<01:08:03.560> Peggy<01:08:03.800> I<01:08:03.890> told<01:08:04.160> you<01:08:04.250> it<01:08:04.340> doesn't<01:08:04.550> look 01:08:04.630 --> 01:08:04.640 align:start position:0% you see Peggy I told you it doesn't look 01:08:04.640 --> 01:08:09.130 align:start position:0% you see Peggy I told you it doesn't look any<01:08:04.820> better<01:08:04.970> in<01:08:05.180> person<01:08:07.720> and<01:08:08.720> you<01:08:08.840> know<01:08:08.960> there 01:08:09.130 --> 01:08:09.140 align:start position:0% any better in person and you know there 01:08:09.140 --> 01:08:11.320 align:start position:0% any better in person and you know there had<01:08:09.230> to<01:08:09.320> be<01:08:09.410> this<01:08:09.560> character<01:08:09.920> Oh<01:08:10.340> mister 01:08:11.320 --> 01:08:11.330 align:start position:0% had to be this 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01:09:29.760 --> 01:09:29.770 align:start position:0% gentlemen I'm Don Wilson and I'd like to 01:09:29.770 --> 01:09:32.670 align:start position:0% gentlemen I'm Don Wilson and I'd like to say<01:09:29.980> what<01:09:30.970> a<01:09:31.000> great<01:09:31.330> personal<01:09:31.900> thrill<01:09:32.260> it<01:09:32.650> is 01:09:32.670 --> 01:09:32.680 align:start position:0% say what a great personal thrill it is 01:09:32.680 --> 01:09:34.980 align:start position:0% say what a great personal thrill it is for<01:09:32.830> me<01:09:33.190> to<01:09:33.400> have<01:09:33.550> the<01:09:33.760> honor<01:09:33.940> of<01:09:34.300> introducing 01:09:34.980 --> 01:09:34.990 align:start position:0% for me to have the honor of introducing 01:09:34.990 --> 01:09:38.340 align:start position:0% for me to have the honor of introducing the<01:09:35.530> star<01:09:35.860> of<01:09:36.190> our<01:09:36.310> show<01:09:36.370> tonight<01:09:36.850> on<01:09:37.300> his<01:09:37.870> 20th 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position:0% Jack is kept busy with specials concerts new<01:09:57.490> clubs<01:09:57.820> and<01:09:58.180> personal<01:09:58.690> appearances<01:09:59.290> and 01:10:00.060 --> 01:10:00.070 align:start position:0% new clubs and personal appearances and 01:10:00.070 --> 01:10:04.440 align:start position:0% new clubs and personal appearances and you<01:10:01.060> want<01:10:01.240> to<01:10:01.360> know<01:10:01.450> something<01:10:02.370> not<01:10:03.370> once<01:10:03.910> did 01:10:04.440 --> 01:10:04.450 align:start position:0% you want to know something not once did 01:10:04.450 --> 01:10:13.010 align:start position:0% you want to know something not once did I<01:10:04.510> ever<01:10:04.990> hear<01:10:05.470> from 01:10:13.010 --> 01:10:13.020 align:start position:0% 01:10:13.020 --> 01:10:15.200 align:start position:0% Jack's<01:10:13.470> just<01:10:13.860> doing<01:10:14.280> great<01:10:14.430> and<01:10:14.760> really<01:10:15.060> I'm 01:10:15.200 --> 01:10:15.210 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Robinson the one who seduces 01:17:18.340 --> 01:17:21.800 align:start position:0% mrs. Robinson the one who seduces Benjamin<01:17:18.970> when<01:17:19.150> he<01:17:19.210> comes<01:17:19.390> to<01:17:19.510> power 01:17:21.800 --> 01:17:21.810 align:start position:0% Benjamin when he comes to power 01:17:21.810 --> 01:17:37.570 align:start position:0% Benjamin when he comes to power [Music] 01:17:37.570 --> 01:17:37.580 align:start position:0% 01:17:37.580 --> 01:17:43.629 align:start position:0% [Music] 01:17:43.629 --> 01:17:43.639 align:start position:0% 01:17:43.639 --> 01:17:50.379 align:start position:0% yes<01:17:46.219> Benjamin<01:17:47.219> you<01:17:47.580> remember<01:17:48.210> me<01:17:48.330> don't<01:17:48.540> you 01:17:50.379 --> 01:17:50.389 align:start position:0% yes Benjamin you remember me don't you 01:17:50.389 --> 01:17:54.740 align:start position:0% yes Benjamin you remember me don't you yes<01:17:51.389> mr.<01:17:51.780> Robinson<01:17:53.090> well<01:17:54.090> then<01:17:54.210> why<01:17:54.449> are<01:17:54.510> you 01:17:54.740 --> 01:17:54.750 align:start position:0% yes mr. Robinson well then why are you 01:17:54.750 --> 01:17:58.640 align:start position:0% yes mr. Robinson well then why are you ignoring<01:17:55.230> me<01:17:55.679> like<01:17:55.710> this<01:17:56.449> I'm<01:17:57.449> I'm<01:17:57.840> thinking 01:17:58.640 --> 01:17:58.650 align:start position:0% ignoring me like this I'm I'm thinking 01:17:58.650 --> 01:18:06.800 align:start position:0% ignoring me like this I'm I'm thinking about<01:17:58.770> my<01:17:59.070> future<01:18:01.489> so<01:18:02.489> much<01:18:05.239> but<01:18:06.239> I'm<01:18:06.360> thinking 01:18:06.800 --> 01:18:06.810 align:start position:0% about my future so much but I'm thinking 01:18:06.810 --> 01:18:12.020 align:start position:0% about my future so much but I'm thinking about<01:18:07.110> five<01:18:07.980> 10<01:18:08.610> years<01:18:08.639> from<01:18:09.150> now<01:18:11.030> I'm 01:18:12.020 --> 01:18:12.030 align:start position:0% about five 10 years from now I'm 01:18:12.030 --> 01:18:18.679 align:start position:0% about five 10 years from now I'm thinking<01:18:12.449> about<01:18:12.540> tonight 01:18:18.679 --> 01:18:18.689 align:start position:0% 01:18:18.689 --> 01:18:24.009 align:start position:0% here<01:18:19.229> have<01:18:19.619> a<01:18:19.650> cigarette<01:18:20.419> no<01:18:21.419> no<01:18:22.199> thank<01:18:22.499> you 01:18:24.009 --> 01:18:24.019 align:start position:0% here have a cigarette no no thank you 01:18:24.019 --> 01:18:39.429 align:start position:0% here have a cigarette no no thank you don't<01:18:25.019> you<01:18:25.139> smoke<01:18:26.389> no<01:18:29.869> don't<01:18:30.869> you<01:18:30.959> drink<01:18:32.510> no 01:18:39.429 --> 01:18:39.439 align:start position:0% 01:18:39.439 --> 01:18:49.540 align:start position:0% well 01:18:49.540 --> 01:18:49.550 align:start position:0% 01:18:49.550 --> 01:18:53.190 align:start position:0% [Music] 01:18:53.190 --> 01:18:53.200 align:start position:0% 01:18:53.200 --> 01:18:55.660 align:start position:0% Benjamin<01:18:54.200> why<01:18:54.350> are<01:18:54.410> you<01:18:54.620> fighting<01:18:55.280> me<01:18:55.400> don't 01:18:55.660 --> 01:18:55.670 align:start position:0% Benjamin why are you fighting me don't 01:18:55.670 --> 01:19:07.390 align:start position:0% Benjamin why are you fighting me don't you<01:18:55.760> think<01:18:55.940> I'm<01:18:56.030> attractive<01:18:58.540> well<01:19:06.340> do<01:19:07.340> you 01:19:07.390 --> 01:19:07.400 align:start position:0% you think I'm attractive well do you 01:19:07.400 --> 01:19:09.370 align:start position:0% you think I'm attractive well do you think<01:19:07.610> I'm<01:19:07.700> too<01:19:07.850> aggressive<01:19:08.360> look<01:19:09.020> mrs. 01:19:09.370 --> 01:19:09.380 align:start position:0% think I'm too aggressive look mrs. 01:19:09.380 --> 01:19:16.120 align:start position:0% think I'm too aggressive look mrs. 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Robinson where is all of this 01:19:33.420 --> 01:19:37.190 align:start position:0% okay mrs. Robinson where is all of this speaking<01:19:33.900> truth<01:19:34.580> to<01:19:35.580> the<01:19:35.730> sycamore<01:19:36.390> hotel<01:19:36.840> at 01:19:37.190 --> 01:19:37.200 align:start position:0% speaking truth to the sycamore hotel at 01:19:37.200 --> 01:19:44.360 align:start position:0% speaking truth to the sycamore hotel at fifth<01:19:37.590> and<01:19:37.980> grand 01:19:44.360 --> 01:19:44.370 align:start position:0% 01:19:44.370 --> 01:19:47.370 align:start position:0% Jack<01:19:45.370> was<01:19:45.580> my<01:19:45.610> best<01:19:46.000> friend<01:19:46.330> but<01:19:46.540> I'm<01:19:46.930> not<01:19:47.110> sure 01:19:47.370 --> 01:19:47.380 align:start position:0% Jack was my best friend but I'm not sure 01:19:47.380 --> 01:19:49.800 align:start position:0% Jack was my best friend but I'm not sure but<01:19:47.740> I<01:19:47.950> think<01:19:48.070> Dustin<01:19:48.790> Hoffman<01:19:49.450> did<01:19:49.660> it<01:19:49.750> a 01:19:49.800 --> 01:19:49.810 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Benny and 01:21:20.290 --> 01:21:23.130 align:start position:0% I'm a big admirer of yours mr. 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