the special guest star Dmitri ki aapke
this would you come in here a minute
please
yes mr. Benny
miss Gordon I'm looking for a large
envelope that came in the mail yesterday
it was a big brown when did you take it
off my desk
oh yes I did why well let on the sound
rope there were three stamps and the
canceling machine missed one of them
oh gee now you spoil the surprise what
surprise I saw that stamp too and I was
going to give it to you for your
birthday oh stop with the jokes when you
look at now why you're here help me
clean out this that's the drawers are a
mess surely I hear we certainly don't
think these and these either here take
this with you to it
have this I don't know how long
this is Dennis days contract
and look at and here here's some mail
what are you doing what are you trying
to do it's so stuffy in here
miss Korn this window has been stuck for
over a month now let's have it fixed
will you alright let's finish what we
started
here we won't need these papers here's
some fan mail you can put your outer
office I don't want that anymore I don't
want this hi there this Oh for heaven's
sakes I forgot all about this Manny what
is it it's only the greatest song ever
written really who wrote it I did Renu
you wrote a song yeah it was about 15
years ago yeah I remember
I wasn't radio at the time and one night
I was in bed I couldn't sleep you know
and I was just tossing around so I got
this inspiration I went over the piano
it took me about 10 or 15 minutes and I
got this whole idea for this song oh
it's up and it's a beautiful ballad you
know it's a it's all about a girl
breaking up but with her fella and
everything into them and it's just it's
a torch song you know what the title of
it the title yes when you say I beg your
pardon then I'll come back to you
when you say I beg your pardon then I'll
come back to you
yeah gosh I don't know later right
titles like that anymore
they never did this this title tells the
whole story and it's a beautiful lyric
yeah I hope I can remember the melody
wait I sing this - you're just beautiful
now listen to this when you say I beg
your pardon then I'll come back to you
will you ask me to forgive you I'll
return like the swallows that Saran
returned to Capistrano or you my are you
my heart the swallows from Serrano
yes sir ah no that's a small town in
Italy see I had to get a town you'll
that rhyme with Capistrano yes but how
can the swallows fly all the way from
Italy back to Capistrano well I don't
know I couldn't have them come from stop
me or Pismo
now listen I want you to hear the
finished the finish this just beautiful
when you say that you are sorry then I
will understand Neath the Harvest Moon
will pledge our love anew so my way you
get this far on it so my
though we've partnered come back to
whence we started and sweetheart that's
a poetic form of the word where winds
now get this finished come here so my
darling though we've parted come back to
whence we started and sweetheart then
I'll come back to you
I'll say one thing for this song if it
does nothing more than open windows it's
worth
that was just a coincidence you know hey
do me a favor will you
now I've only got one copy and I need
about six more so will you fix them up
after lunch
well mr. Benny if you don't mind I'd
rather do it before I eat mr. Benny's
office oh yeah yeah just a minute
it's your director oh yeah Freddie what
do you want no I haven't been able to
get a clearance yet but I've asked
Dimitri Thompkins
to come over to my house tonight you
know he lives right close by and I'm
sure I'll get a clearance then yeah okay
so long is something wrong
no no but you know in a few weeks we're
going to do a Western sketch you see and
I wanted to get the music from high noon
to use as our background and naturally I
thought the best thing to do would be to
get permission from the man who wrote it
Dimitri Thompkins oh he's a great
composer oh great are you kidding one of
the greatest composers and one of the
greatest arrangers and show business and
I know for a heaven sakes why didn't I
think of it think of what that's all
that's all my song need
to meet meet erm arrange great my song
will finally be a hit
do you think he'll do it oh he'll love
the opportunity nobody will see I hate
to do this to Cole Porter but after all
Dimitri is a neighbor I'm gonna ask him
it when he gets
when you say I beg your partner then
I'll come back to you
all right sister oh hello boss I never
didn't got the office
oh just wonderful and look what I found
while I was rummaging through my desk do
you remember a song that I wrote about
15 years ago call when you say I beg
your pardon then I'll come back to you
uh-huh
well I'm going to revive it you're gonna
what you heard me I'm gonna revive it I
don't think you can that song went down
for the fourth time
I know when I wrote it maybe I had
nothing then I might have been way ahead
of my time but I'll prove it to you when
Dimitri tianqing gets here maybe - yeah
he's only the man that wrote the most
wonderful tools for pictures like the
high end the mighty friendly persuasion
the Alamo high noon and the Guns of
Navarone he wrote all of those and even
though he's coming here for something
else I'm going to she would never be
wonderful of mr. t I'm can like my song
gosh he might even write a picture about
it yes these oh it says you sent for
them we're from the McNulty locksmith
company oh yeah yes look at I lost the
keys to my vault and I can't get in it
yes all right show us where it is if
what he can't open it nobody can
you said it okay right this way we got
work to do choice there's a new man in
the job and I gotta break him of some
old place no habits
now please tell me where the vault is -
what's wrong but alright just one second
hey
you go right through here and go right
down those steps you see it's a long
ways and when you come to the
barbed-wire fence
turn like
well they're halfway
hey fellas when you get to the moat pull
the switch and the drawbridge will come
down be careful of the alligators
I better go down there and lead him
through the minefield
humans will
why I heard the bell ring I thought of
Denis feeds the Akiane Richard John Kim
what's he coming here for oh it's too
many to talk to me about mr. Benny and
while he's here mr. Benny's gonna ask
you to make an arrangement of a song he
wrote mr. Brenner wrote a song about
fifteen years ago
it's called well you say I beg your
pardon then I'll come back to you wow
that's a pretty corny title is it sorry
any good I'll say we haven't had a fly
in the houses he wrote it
oh oh okay
that's just it was just telling me
you're thinking of reviving a song you
wrote yeah I hope you remembered on I
wrote a song about 15 years ago and it's
beautiful it's a ballad you know it's
sort of a torch song and it's the most
beautiful Balor you've ever heard waiter
I want you to hear the lyrics that bite
in case you forget it's just you know
it's one of those songs it's it's caught
when you say I beg your pardon then I'll
come back to you I want you to listen to
it all right
when you say I beg your pardon
then I'll come back to you will you ask
me to forgive you
I'll return like the swallows at Serrano
return to Capistrano
for you mom just just a minute Serrano
yes Serrano that's a town in Italy you
see and I had to make it rhyme with
Capistrano but look how come the
swallows fly all the way back from there
I'll prove to you that it's not
impossible
now you'll admit Serrano is near Melania
that's right and the land is very close
to Venice
all right Venice is right near Santa
Monica
look though we can't work with this down
there she makes us
don't put her in the Wishing Well sheets
the penny
check what in the rod stop picking on
every line of the song let me finish it
so you'll get the whole effect all right
now to get this finished when you tell
me that you're sorry then I will
understand the harvest will pledge our
love anew
finish so my darling though we've parted
come back to whence we started that's a
poetic form of the word where when I
know that jacket I'm sorry but continue
I'm not going to continue you would know
a good song if you heard it anyway you
just came here to bother me not go no
he's wasting a good song
we hope all right here
now be careful don't scratch it the best
week mr. t yeah
come on shake hands shitty handle me
come on there
Oh wanna come in sit down mr. Tompkins
said I'll make yourself at home thing
I'm so glad you got here I really am
sit down there well now Jack you wanted
to talk to me about something
yes you know in a few weeks from now we
are going to do a Western sketch and I
wanted to get permission to do your song
high noon for the background well Jack
of course it is all right that's all
what you want to talk to me about well
no there was something else first can I
get you something to eat no no jack
thank you very much nothing for me but
maybe something for airing over early
all right sir have we any bones in the
refrigerator oh well bring one in yours
or mine
nevermind I'll get it myself is that bad
now what is your other thing what you
like to speak to me about well look mr.
Jenkin you know you've written such
wonderful music such beautiful music for
me for all these pictures and everything
and I wrote a song you see and it would
merely mean a Demetri Tompkins
arrangement to make it a hit I never
noticed the bring it that you were
composer that's really big surprise for
me well I must admit it's the first song
I've ever written but you see sometimes
first think are you best ink there they
are
sometimes yes yes I I have it right here
I must know this a beautiful number
really it's a romantic ballad it's about
a fella who broke up with his girl you
see it's called when you say I beg your
pardon
then I'll come back to you that's a
title
well I say one thing you didn't steal it
no no I wrote the words and music all by
myself now listen to these lyrics and
I'm sure when you hear you'll want to
make an arrangement you really will
now sit there and listen I'm season game
listening can't be having lesser than
estimate me I'll call you Dmitry
infinity when you say I beg your pardon
then I'll come back to you when you ask
me to forgive you
I'll return like the swallows at
Sarandon return to Capistrano are you
what Serrano yes yes that's a town in
Italy but how can you swallows fly all
the way from there if a man can wade
through a swarm yelling Chloe I can have
a swallow make one lousy trip
I'll just sit there and listen to the
finish of this I'm sure you'll love this
song listen now listen the finish when
you say that you are sorry then I will
understand pledge our love anew
my darling though we parted come back to
to where we started just a bunch of just
a moment I said where I said we're going
to be a songwriter at least think like
one I would have said
- well Swiss time
how do you like that I was right all the
time
yeah go ahead earring likes to Hilda
finish alright
so my darling though we parted come back
to whence we started there sweetheart
then I'll come back to you
Demitri as one composer to another what
do you think of that song
well I I don't care you won't hurt my
feeling a bit like me to tell miles I
want you to tell me you won't hurt me
well okay Aaron leave Jerome
why did you send the dog out of the room
of course even he'll tell you what they
think about your songs you will hit me
and he'll bite you
I'll admit that the words weren't
exactly right
the Melody's important and the main
thing you gotta have an arrangement with
one of your arrangements but Jack you
must - in order to make a really great
arrange but you have to have from start
- something to work it friends whenever
start to work on high noon it's no high
noon I know
how can you compare that how can you
compare that to a song like when you say
I beg you
and I'll
you're quite right there is no company
of course there is now look I know the
way I sing it it doesn't sound like
anything when you know the melody you'll
want to make it a ring I'll tell you
what I'll play the violin thing and then
I'll just sit down and let me play it on
the violin and then you'll know what I
mean I'll listen carefully then you'll
get the whole melody right
this electric grill does a wipe anybody
have to blast
we can't do fine use the saw
well I gotta get the thing open donate
oh you whatever what you see you went
around at my circular thank goodness for
a moment they thought I blacked out come
over here sit down over here
sit right over here I'll play the song
thank you I want you to listen to the
melody because it's simply beautiful now
wait a moment you see I was a violinist
- you see you are you play about
yourself and maybe I will get much
better impression how your song was
sound if you will keep your elbow up and
your wrists firm
I'm sure it will improve your tone oh
all right that's better
me
now listen didn't he be pleased when you
listened while I played this songs just
listen to it all the way through you'll
love it now Ricky
you
and I hope you all enjoyed the show I
want to thank mr. Dmitry Tompkins for
being my guest
bumpers