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the Jack Benny program
Peris gay Paree was one of the many
fascinating cities Jack visited last
summer during his European vacation
Paris city of pleasure and international
style Mecca of tourists from all over
the globe for the first few days Jack
stayed close to his room in the hotel
George society
the care less shade the wall la mujer
Lemieux sidewalk listo la cafe harass
dinner laden a the chick
mr. Beeney Monsieur beneath the chick
the chick I have told you a thousand
times the word for check is laddus you
like this yo that is a very simple word
in French I had trouble with it an
Italian - mr. Beeney now I must go long
time to spend with you tomorrow
yes thank you Oh waiter Monsieur you
know I will undoubtedly meet a lot of
people here in Paris so there's
something else I'd like to know what is
that sure how would I say star of stage
screen and television in French star of
stage screen and television yeah you
expect to meet one
I was referring to myself see back home
you know in America I'm known as
probably one of the most suave and
sophisticated comedians in the entire
entertainment industry as a matter of
fact just a few years ago in front of
the Hollywood's most famous theater they
put my feet in cement only your feet if
I meet someone how would I say to him in
French I am Jack Benny star of stage
screen and television
Oh mr. Beeney that is easy just say you
see Jack Benny sir country I come you oh
do you now now let's see let's see if I
got it out just sweet Jack Benny as you
come we can you just asked me how you
should say that he's a star of stage
screen and television convey on cameo I
love you which means which means I Drive
a garbage truck
would you please get me Elise say 2468
hello
Mademoiselle Livingston
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hello Oh Mary this is Jack you promised
to take me the Eiffel Tower I'm just
ready to leave we'll hurry over I hear
the view from there is just beautiful
well Mary wait in front of the hotel
I'll be there in a minute okay bye
you know everybody some time or other
has to get away from his regular routine
and do something different
I think so too yeah I remember telling
the same thing to Roger he's been cooped
up in my house for years and years and
you know washing the dishes and cooking
the meals and scrubbing the floors and
now since we're gone he's out in the air
getting the Sun oh that's wonderful
what's he doing rescinding the roof
it's a fine vacation yeah
hey Mary look at where we're at the
Eiffel Tower already
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hey gosh that sure is high yeah let's
get the elevator and go way up to the
top okay
say Mary I I was learning French day
from the waiter in my hotel he taught me
to say something very important just
sweet Jack Benny jerk and we tamio our
jour
I don't know what you said but you
certainly impressed them look at all the
room they gave you
Cassius is beautiful what a beaut you
married Larry look there's my hotel the
George sang-ok and there's the Louvre
Museum right off the Place de la
Concorde GT the view from here is
sensational Mary there's the Palace of
Versailles Jack Versailles 15 miles from
here
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we come inside
come here you say oh man seem is your
mess
well I'll be done oh well you see Mary
what do you see what do you see
Oh promise you won't get mad jack no no
what is it well your roof is only half
shingle then rochester fell asleep
- look over here if you wish to leave we
are a part of the song
sit down laughs welcome to Italy cameo I
hold you try these two MIDI cables move
easier
come here all do we we owe to meet you
laughing clapping if I got fans all over
the world or they want to drop off these
films
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my grandson
Monsieur Mademoiselle commentary boo boo
boo ZD I'd like to know what this is
Padma say I would like to know what this
is
oh very good and Fenimore measure nakum
papa
Mary never mind I'll I'll find somebody
who speaks English here there's some
fellas over there I'll ask pardon me do
any of you gentlemen speak English
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and Mary Mary oh it's so nice to see you
I did not know that you were in Paris
we've been here three days oh that's
wonderful
I hope you're having a good time oh we
are we are you know we just saw all of
Paris from the top of the Eiffel Tower
oh that's fine that's fine but you must
see how the real Frenchman leaves I must
take you to some little towns like a
Villefranche cabaret in that way I will
be repaying you for that wonderful
sightseeing trip you took me on when I
was in America where did he take you to
Anaheim Azusa and Cucamonga in Azusa we
had a ball I thought that was a
grapefruit
an expression meaning that we had a good
time lot of fun
Jack movies we shall see you later done
over before you go Audrey I'd like you
to meet some very nice friends of mine
this is Miss Livingston one of America's
cleverest comedians in television mother
and this is Nora let me tell him you
sweet Jack Benny
you can't we come you do what you say
about America is so Democratic it must
be through her where else would a girl
who is a big star go around with a man
who trying to say garbage truck it's
just what you said what you said in
French you said I am sorry Benny I Drive
a garbage truck
I said I'm Jack Benny star of stage
screen and television maybe with a wall
chicken accent it loses something
maybe dad how much did you tip that
waiter to teach you French nothing
serves you right you see my pizzelle it
was a pleasure to meet with you you get
a taxi Andre and not join you in yeah
shark Mary I have a wonderful idea what
Oh Tara you stopped in yet I'm at the
gorge sang alright then then tonight I
pick up you and Mary and we go together
to see the French nightclubs good oh
that's wonderful funny it's a dead
Bennett tonight eight o clock
oh well see you later Hey yes siree Mary
now we're really gonna see gay Paree
let's go ya bum bum be-dum bum
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gee we've been the four night clubs
already and Maurice you picked up the
check in every one of them
now this one's on me oh god she's not
necessary now but I insist now let's
have some wine I'll call the waiter Oh
young dar
you know sometimes I wish I were hard of
hearing or John Donne yes
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well Jack's right after all when the GAR
son brings the check you'll need a jean
bar you would like it but look something
where were we oh wait a minute is that
champagne important question like that
in France well gee I want to know what
we're getting
I'm positive Monsieur you'll be very
happy with the taste of this something
well how much is it three thousand
pounds we will take it Marie oh never
mind it it's too late I noticed that as
a guest in our club tonight we have the
most popular singing star in all France
mr. Maurice Chevalier
but it would be a great pleasure
Monsieur Chevalier would come onto the
stage and all of us with a song huh go
ahead go ahead Maurice it's a great
opportunity for me no for him he thinks
if you sing a song you won't have to pay
for the wine no he's been doing very
well without my scene you I wasn't
thinking of that
ladies and gentlemen I thank you very
very much for that very warm reception
and as my great American friend Chuck
Bennie is sitting there with me I'm sure
that makes me happy to see everyone with
a green from living when you giving
someone joy if the blue that you after
then I'm you boy spreading sunshine that
thought that I asked and I'm happy as a
king when there's love in your heart and
you have to share about to be happy and
if you Latif life can be a happy happy
see you everyone as troubles and
troubles of troubles I know course have
a few my friends we are always in a
hurry to worry and worry can hurry you
to an early end it's a matter of
perspective
a simple directive might prove to be
effective in which are recognized
I'm happy to say that I'm happy to be
here that makes me happy to see everyone
with a green when you give someone joy
if it's the blue of laughter but you're
after then I'm your boy spreading
sunshine that's all that I ask and I'm
happy as a king
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that was just one you want I want you to
meet miss Livingston and this is mr.
Jack Benny a waiter bring a chair over
here please learn an extra class steady
steady boy I don't mysteri you know the
last time you poured you shook the
bottle there's no harm in that
oh there isn't a this bottle cost 3,000
francs
and when you shake champagne it makes
bubbles and bubbles are here and if you
want air you can open the window
the waiters your coop we order some PD
Oh Mary we're going to a lot of
different places we can eat at another
club well why not
Mon chéri
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costume Adonis a Leo with a note which
above a mean English like that no happy
his spray Theo Lee why don't we all go
to another nightclub
I would enjoy very much going to another
night left with you and I would enjoy
very much taking with us the young lady
miss even stone mess it up then Danny
live in a teapot alone where oh but I
cannot do what you suggest you see I've
known him for a long time
I cannot kick him in the pants no no you
he would kick back
hey watch us play it here he goes
why are you back so soon oh I thought
maybe I want to spread myself around and
dance with somebody in that was my idea
ring
you know Mary I have known Jack for many
years and although he is what you call
in America cheap I still like him very
much
well there's something I'd like to tell
you Maurice you know everyone thinks
Jack is very stingy but deep down inside
he has a heart of gold oh he's got it
inside to marry before Jack comes back
I'd like to ask you something I know I
know that he's telling everybody that
he's 39 but how old is he really well
don't tell jack I told you I think as
old as you are I thought so
told you both you on
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Jack I knew we should have gone home
with Maryse in the rain but not you you
had hang on to the very last minute I
was having fun
this Jesus Oh get a cab
Oh we'll get something
a merry look we're in luck
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