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it's the pronoun lintel judge for
yourself with Judy Johnson while Carol
and the Skylark
are you there always on time here here's
the star of our show mr. fred allen area
thank you very much thank you very much
good evening ladies and gentlemen and
welcome to judge for yourself
Dennis asked me if I was on time I would
like to ask Dennis if he was on time on
the herb China show last Saturday night
I but I tell you this past week of
course the big news has been off the
Godfree again he has done it again you
perhaps read in the newspapers that the
Aeronautics Aeronautics Board suspended
office pilot's license and also grounded
opera and his plane for six months and I
didn't even know about the grounding
until this morning I was in the building
here up on the 80th floor in an office
there and I looked out of the window and
saw a pigeon flying around sort of
bewildered and finally the pigeon came
over and tapped on the glass with its
beak and I opened the window up and the
pigeon said where is all set and I
called Arthur about and told him about
the pigeon and office said well as far
as I'm concerned for the next six months
flying is for the bird but your plans
wondering the whole story at your past
wondering why the pigeon was able to
talk to me unfortunately I I know I
don't hear every pigeon talking I mean
I'm not that bad yes but I know this a
pigeon personally actually because this
pigeon was formerly a bouncer in a pet
shop on Sixth Avenue because many of the
tough sparrows on Sixth Avenue would fly
in and heckle the parakeet in there and
the pigeon used to throw that the
sparrows out and through staying around
in the pet shop the opinion picked up a
few words from a parrot and that was why
he was able to talk to me
talk back to him and was a one-sided
conversation and I broke it off
instantly right there we are here not to
discuss pigeons tonight ladies and
gentlemen we are here to present our
show judge for yourself is very simple
and here's how it works these
contestants are going to listen to three
up-and-coming songs written by top
professional composers they can win
$1,000 if they can match the musical
taste of the public and pick the one
song our audience likes best and now
back to Fred Allen well thank you don
that's all there is to it ladies and
gentlemen the makers of all gold
cigarettes have $1,000 that they
certainly hope that one of our
contestants will take home with him or
with her tonight now let us meet our
first contestant tonight ladies and
gentlemen he is a mr. morri goldsmith
mr. goldsmith Larry - welcome to our
quarters here and with our compliments
we want you to have a carton of old gold
thank you you're smoking pleasure now in
your letter here you your combustion I
am I know this where will you come from
Boston - not far from your own bailiwick
Roxbury or Roxbury really you could
throw one of my relatives from where we
used to live - Roxbury and it has been
done on several occasions and here's our
five and in your letter here Maura you
are you write that you run a drugstore
which features a special customer
service now what is this a special
service I have little bits of only
philosophy that I dispense to my
customers and they call me the drugstore
philosopher at the Rosevelt pharmacy the
drugstore philosopher you are sort of a
ceratin Socrates another
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you could you give us a sample of your
pulao your homely philosophy one of my
circulars contains the 15 commandments I
wrote that myself
you wrote 15 commandments all by
yourself I did well that is really
wonderful you know Moses only wrote 10
and he had a collaborator and a college
mouse that will tell me Amari what is
your most recent a philosophical word I
wrote a poem called I know something
good about you I know something good
about you and I wrote that one too well
of course I knew I knew it was written
by Senator McCarthy I know that I know
something good about you you know they
they say that the senator will never be
happy until he meets the Answer Man and
then he well I hope you don't mind me
Mario hope you don't mind me commenting
on your poetry mr. Allen I enjoy a good
laugh well so do I I tell my customers
that a laugh a day keeps them away from
a rut and the difference between a rut
and the grave is merely the size of the
hole
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that is certainly a philosophical
thought Mari but there is one other
difference between a rock and the grave
you can get out of a rut
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it's certainly been nice talking to you
mr. goldsmith and now it's time for you
at the time has come for you to test
your skill at judging our songs our
first song tonight is a bit anumber
called a girl a girl and here a Bob
Carol and the sky loves to sing it for
you a girl and a girl I know
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we can every pen divine make this remark
we serve I like the smarty mastic that
every boy should have is it any wonder
that I feel so bad I never had what
every boy should have nobody Arlene oh I
need a girl mama says get married now
action so naive actually doubts I'd
leave my single life behind my money you
don't you think I'd love the kids are a
lovely miss man the problem is to find a
girl nobody army now I need a girl
nobody on dinner I need a girl
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that was a gorilla girl which was
recently recorded by RCA Victor and now
ladies and gentlemen here is our next
contestant meet mr. Malcolm Easterlin
misty slim welcome to our credit waters
here
mr. Easton with our compliments we want
you to have a carton of old gold kings
die thank you now at mr. Easter land in
your letter you say that you work in a
department store now but at one time you
had your own radio program that's right
what program was it you mind telling us
it was based on actual law cases and it
was called lawyer to lawyer - what
happened to lawyer - was replaced by
Robert Q or we're not on television yet
mr. Allen but we're hoping oh I see well
you're currently you're working in the
department store is that in the legal
department no I love oh you by glove and
you have a sideline there well a glove
by at least you can keep your hand in
until you get back into television but
tell me how did your I don't recall
you're a radio program offhand well how
did this lawyer akyuu how did it work we
dramatized actual law cases and then we
six contestants from the studio audience
to get the judge's decision
well that sounds rather interesting
could you tell us one of the cases that
you used in the past
well there's one that always interested
me I don't know why a boy gave a girl an
engagement ring
uh-huh and two days before the wedding
she said I don't love you and I'm not
going to marry you uh-huh so he says
well give me my ring back he says no the
question was if the girl breaks the
engagement who owns the ring well
usually it's the finance company
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tell me what what in this case what was
the final decision the court Hill that
the girl had to return the ring because
it wasn't an actual gift it was a gift
in contemplation of matter well I see in
other words if the merchandise is not
picked up the deposit goes back well
does the boy tell me does the boy always
get the ring back
unfortunately no if if the boy breaks
engagement it works the other way oh I
see and that in a case like that then
the the girl keeps the ring and the boy
gets the finger
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I'm not averse to legal oracle by
joggin of the studios well tell me as
lawyer q did you present any humorous
faces yes we did every show we always
had a couple of the bulls cakes oh
they're funny how they divorce tell me
what what were those like well there was
one that happened in the south a woman
sued her husband for divorce on the
grounds of mental cruelty mental cruelty
she said that he went around the house
banging his fists against doors and
saying I wish it was you well I can see
that he was knocking his wife and he
should get the divorce but I heard of a
case of mental accord he just recently
it seems that the man claimed that every
night his wife took a milk bath and
slept with the windows open and every
morning when the man woke up there were
nine cats in bed with him
and he lost the case and she got the
cats and he could see them once a month
ago well it's been very nice talking to
you out of court mr. Easterlin and now
the time has come for you to Tintin I
wish to borrow somebody else's come for
the night I know what's going on the
time has come for you to test your skill
at judging our songs our second song
presents Judy Johnson with a song called
what is this thing that I feel now this
song is from the new motion picture the
French line here is Judy Johnson and
what is this thing what is this that I
feel
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what is this that I see should i blush
like a cream magic oxy and I walked in
on air and my bellossom I really know
what is this but I speak do I feel my
blood is getting thinner did I eat
something
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what is the things that I've seen should
I start putting happiness from chocolate
to knock my like a SuperSonics off
hi if it's real it's real of the three I
suppose my flutter like a seven should I
blame what I
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you
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what a deal
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that was what is this that I feel sung
by Judy ladies and gentlemen which was
recently recorded by learn theory record
well here's our next contestant ladies
and gentlemen on judge for yourself miss
kandi Lee can is kandi a first name
really yes can be done tell me uh how
old are you I'm 12 years old 12 years
old well I can do kandi the makers of
old gold cigarettes want you to have a
box of candy to join you in your name in
you're entirely welcome there's more to
come conversations on the wing here
candy in your letter you say that you
are a disc jockey on a children show at
station W do K and Cleveland Ohio that's
right
welcome now at your age how did you ever
become a disc jockey well I was on
another radio program and the station
wdl K heard me and they asked me if I'd
make a welfare like an audition record
and I rushed right over and I did and
they play the first sponsor Jack and Joe
kitty shop and they like this and I've
been with them WD okay and Jack and Jill
Kitty shop for the past three years I
mean Jack and Jill Kitty shops have your
sponsor okay I gathered that I often
wondered what ever happened to Jack and
Jill after they went over the hill there
and you've been working now at the
stairs station for three years yes that
is a real success story isn't it tell me
you don't mind am i prying a little tell
me how much do you make I don't get paid
you don't you've been working for three
years and you don't get paid okay if my
sponsor is looking in he may get an idea
brought this up well tell me when did
you first get interested in show
business candy well it all started when
I was about five years old and I tried
out for part when a Bob Hope pictured
but I didn't get it you didn't get it
really well if you were still working
for nothing in those days why didn't you
get the Prime Minster hopes that I was
too heavy for him to lift too heavy only
five years old and Bob couldn't listen
well accruals that they don't know how
to raise children out there in Hollywood
but or maybe it was one of those Road
pictures he was going to make and the
road was up here now that is met with
sorrowful Jones Oh sorrowful Jones and
you didn't get sorrowful Jones what made
them decide that you were too heavy did
they want too light to medium to the
park no Bob Hope said that he wanted a
girl at weight about 48 pounds and I
weight about 49 pounds
I never know that they weighed in the
accent I buy them by the pound he and
Crosby would think of that well I I fed
you fun
I tell you 49 pounds today I think Bob
is carrying that in front of a disco on
himself there but it's been nice talking
to you candy we haven't arrived at many
decisions here but we'll have to take
them up later after the show we want you
we are we have to hurry on because the
studio is falling in
makes clothes Emma's here but this is
our third song our third up-and-coming
song it's called here it's a romantic
ballad that should be a hit song very
shortly here's the whole old Gould
family to sing it just for you candy
here is here you like
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people
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judging time if any of our contestants
can take the one song our audience likes
best he can win $1,000 if there is more
than one winner the contestants will
share the prize while our contestants
are making their choices here's the work
I do the decision to enter here once
again is Fred Allen RI tennis and now
ladies and gentlemen each of our
contestants has selected a card naming
the song that he or she likes the best
and now let us see which song the
audience likes the best
you will see the results on this metal
meter which adds up the exact amount of
applause you give each song the first
song you heard tonight was a
girl-on-girl
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our next song was what is this that I
feel
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our last song was here
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well I wanted a
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according to our old gold applause meter
ladies and gentlemen the song our
audience liked best was here and now let
us find out if any of our contestants
had selected the winning song mr.
goldsmith which song have you selected
places life choice what is this that I
feel I'm terribly sorry
and mr. Easterlin which song have you
selected I picked what is this that I
feel I'm terribly sorry to and candy
which song have you selected here and
win $1,000
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well congratulations sandy the AirCam
sandy ice starts with the money already
candy is in the makers of all gold
certainly I happy to have you take our
house ballot home to Ohio we hope you
like the show tonight ladies and
gentlemen we see you next Tuesday night
with judge for yourself and Bob Carol
the Skylon petunia John
see you next Tuesday night tonight right
want to play some rock and roll just
tune in and play weekend to 12:30 p.m.
Eastern 9:30 a.m. Pacific
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