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very much thank you very much ladies and
gentlemen and welcome to the Lucky
Strike program I'm Jack Benny well the
reason I mentioned that is because CBS
has just added a new station in Mexico
you see and I looked so much like tito
bazaar
but you know this is our third show
television show on our last show the one
we did about four weeks ago we did a
play called buck Benny rides again and
we had the most terrific response after
that show we got so many wonderful
letters really I can't tell you how many
letters we got and there were from such
intelligent people too you know matter
of fact I got one letter from a college
professor did you know that EXA Kerbal
means lousy
but anyway here we are doing another
show that's the way time flies I can't
get over you know it just seems like I
don't goes by so fast if they hear we
are already tomorrow December first then
next week December 8th December 16 and
there's then there's a hundred six days
only till March 15 that's the
government's Christmas I think I'll have
to pay a lot this year too but then what
can I do I mean you know I'm too old to
cry and it hurts too much to laugh
supporting Lincoln now we want to get on
with the show and first of all I'd like
to introduce Oh before I introduce Bob
Crosby I must tell you that the last
time Bob Crosby was on my show I have
never heard anybody complain as much as
he did you know I had him singing this
song right out here on the floor you see
then he complained because I didn't give
him scenery he's always complaining
doesn't like the orchestra's salary I
never anybody complain as much as Crosby
does really I I frankly I think his
whole attitude is exha crippled
so this time I promised him that I'd
give him some scenery Oh fellas would
you please let me have that curtain that
I brought over this morning that scene
in the park
wanted a scene in the part you see so I
got this in a theater down the street
and listen fellas will you please bring
me that bench that I brought from the
park last night that bench that's it
I am
I got this bench at Griffith Park
now now ladies and gentlemen I would
like to Oh kids well kids you can you
can go now oh wait a minute
Oh mr. Fletcher this is Miss Thomas
I think it's nice if they meet you see
and now ladies and gentlemen I would
like to introduce the what is it what is
it little girls daddy can I have your
autograph please my autograph oh well
that's sweet tea but honey looking if
you'll just wait until after the show
you know I'm right in the middle of a
show now I'll be very very happy to give
it to you okay that's cute
wait am i honey come back here come on
as long as you came up like this I mean
that's cute I'll give you the additional
booking over the art come right over
here rocky to the autograph I'll be very
happy to that's cute isn't it coming up
like that kind of a show what what's
your first name honey Margaret that's a
pretty name is it I came out to output
to Margaret from Jack Betty
how do you spell that
no no honey look look I know how to
spell my name you see what I mean but
you know there are different ways of
spelling Margaret you see two different
ways how do you spell your MA RG ar-18
om er Dao Zhi right - Margaret from Jack
Margaret what's your last name - me
Waymon honey your name is Margaret ruler
what happy that's it that's early the
coincidence is it a like your real name
that you're Marilyn well isn't that I
mean you're not kidding me or anything
oh no that's your right name Margaret
Truman well isn't that cute okay well
here yeah honey
by the way what's your what's your last
name Linda patrolman Margaret oh and do
you live you live here in last in Los
Angeles - no sir I'm only visiting here
i live in washington seattle or spokane
washington d.c
wait a minute honey you live in
Washington DC and your name is Margaret
Truman well that's the key that's the
strangest thing I've ever heard you sure
you're not kidding me now you didn't
just come up to Margaret Truman and you
live in Washington DC well that's the
oddest thing I really have you have you
lived in Washington long no sir where
were you born
Independence Missouri
now wait a minute you you didn't want an
autograph at all you just came up to
make fun of me that's it oh no I didn't
mr. Benny really I did now wait a minute
you see your name is Margaret Truman you
live in Washington DC you were born in
independence mean those are too many
coincidences yeah I mean does your does
your father does your father work in
Washington now yes sir till January 20th
I'm sorry I gave you the honor your
father's working now till January 20th
and that's no coincidence huh now wait a
minute honey somebody told you to say
that that's just a trick oh no Steve
Annie nobody put me up to it my name is
Margaret Truman I was born in
Independence Missouri and the only
reason we live in Washington DC because
my father works there if father works
there in Washington what does he do he's
a piano player
have asked
the blob is a piano player in Washington
well may I ask you one more question
may I what is your father's first name I
won't tell you you won't tell me your
father's first name why not you'll think
it's a coincidence
I'm not going to get involved in this
hey Jack I was waiting outside for my
introduction what happened well I got
sidetracked here well listen I got your
scenery for you if you wanted do you
like it listen this is scenery yeah well
Jack when I asked for a park I wanted a
real park with people and statues and
trees nice this looks like king farouk
bedspread the best I could get so go
ahead oh by the way Bob I want you to
meet this is Margaret Truman hello honey
I'm Jack Ben no no no kidding that's her
name isn't it honey
today Margaret Margaret Truman yeah well
I'm awfully glad to meet you Margaret
Truman I didn't recognize you without
Jimmy Durante no no this is a different
Oh different different luck well come on
honey you got your autograph
you wanna come on come on hey Jack I've
got an idea because I don't have the
right scenery maybe I should switch my
song yeah and I saw Walt Disney's Peter
Pan and I think I could sing about it if
you'd let me work with her even you want
to have the little girl out here honest
but would you like to stay here with oh
yeah it was okay okay all right Bob
I bet she sings too
have you ever heard of Peter Pan that's
right
and Peter Pan lived in the world all of
his own he called it Neverland
hee-haw hole was a brave you just listen
Peter Pan Peter Pan
he's up he's down he's flying all around
a busy little man
when there's danger and the battle is
sick he's there in the nick of are the
Pirates to fight are their Indians
inside Peter Pan a fan Oh certainly
would the neverland but in order to get
there they would have to fly oh yes they
could let me tell you all about it you
see Peter Pan had a little pixie by the
name of Tinker Bell and she would come
and she would sprinkle some pixie dust
over the boys and girls and that would
give them gossamer wings well only if
they thought of pleasant things think of
the present you throw any happy little
Thor thang come Christmas think of Stoke
think the sleigh bells here we go like
reindeer in the song
why you can fly
oh you know who that is that's right the
crocodile well once upon a time he ate
an alarm clock and that's what makes him
tick yes
and he liked the taste of Captain Hook
so much that ever after he went around
looking for people to bite so I've got
to warn you
never never never smile at a crocodile
no you can't get friendly with the
crocodile don't be taken in by his well
food room he's imagining and I should
fit within his skin Peter Pan Peter Pan
he's in he's out he's super all about
his only Peter Chan
he's the best little boy the worst
little boys since first one horse began
let him have his team
let him hold history
depan Peter Pan stay a little boy my
little man my Peter Pan
hello mr. Pelley's knows that storm
stage screen radio and Oh Sam no Sam no
I won't be able to go with you tonight
you see the boss did his first EP get
his TV show today and when he comes home
after one of those he's a wreck huh
you say some of the boys were down at
the club watching this TV show got tired
of waiting and cut it off well what were
they waiting for oh well tell the boys
I'll be on the next one just getting
your room ready good good you know I'm
not even gonna have anything to eat I'm
going right to bed I was never so tired
in my life
now as M and T oh boy
what an actor goes through I think it's
easy do one show a month
watch the show oh yeah how'd you like it
I thought it was that sir what excellent
hey Rochester how about that little girl
you know the one that came out and asked
me for an autograph said her name was
Margaret Truman well that wasn't a
coincidence
oh no what do you mean you don't know
she told me her father or the piano
player she lived in Independence
Missouri and her father was gonna work
until until the 20th of January
what do you mean that can happen that's
silly well that's I mean that really is
a coincidence I don't know boss and I
take me for instance yeah my name is
Rochester and I was born in Rochester
New York I know I got a brother named
Toledo he was born in Ohio oh good old
Tilly yes I know
then I got a cousin
his name is Missoula he was born in
Montana Missoula mm-hmm and I got
another cousin named Duluth he was born
in Minnesota no kidding
a little part of Minnesota Oh what do
you know I was gonna brush my teeth I'll
be right back I want to get right to bed
hello Minneapolis is that long distance
no another person this machine
well you'll talk to her later okay I'll
call you later Minnie goodbye Rochester
look at the next time
next time I asked you to buy me some
pajamas perhaps and when you do me a
favor or cause I think they're beautiful
little feels effective but beautiful all
fine we go right to bed boy I'll be
asleep before I hit that pillow okay
turn off the light
okay good night boss you're lyin
Rochester oh boy am I tired now wonder
what Minneapolis his last name is yeah
I'm not gonna worry about it now let me
get the better
darn faucet dripping again
for example
raka raka
laughter I asked you a thousand times to
fix that dripping faucet now listen
let's stop you can go back to bed yes
good night Bart and I ride ride
cast-iron
stopped again hey wait I got an idea
okay good night for the night Rochester
well boss you better try to get some
sleep
how can I sleep now I was sleepy a few
minutes ago now I'm wide awake the only
way I'll fall asleep Rochester will have
to do what we always do oh that's too
much trouble I don't care whether
there's trouble or not that's the only
way I'll get to sleep all right
one
knocking fast I forgot to take a
Dramamine
Hey Joe must be the kitchen
that's the baby I'd like to see the size
of the mother and father
pretty fancy house we ought to do pretty
good here
hey let me look at some rash trade open
the bag honey like that it's nail town
hey let me give me solid gold
now you talking
hey this thing must've played for nota
thing
see what's in this door
I don't know stand aside hey whoa look
at these beautiful joints out there boy
he's wrong right hey man these are we
good
hey you know what this job is really
cool
some shirts go
you want to try the other doors no boy
this is a tough place thanks is easier
thanks yeah yeah but that's grandma's
territory
see what's in here
when I worked on a lot of jobs but not
as X Acropolis this one
I know there's a safe in there someplace
what's behind it have a safe yeah let's
look here we are a safe Hey
the window stuff the windows shut up let
me try it
Hey
a coin slot of course to open window
deposit 25 cents
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cleaners freshest smoother and you
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goofy happy-go-lucky today
thank you very much ladies and gentlemen
I don't know whether you like the show
or not I know I took it lying down
it's kind of a show I like where you
don't have much to do you know you're
just incidentally where the burglars
funny
Oh the reason I don't roll is because I
I fell sound asleep anyway ladies and
gentlemen I do hope you liked the show
and will be back again
four weeks from today it's my time up
no because I like to tell them can I can
I talk just a second more oh well I just
want to tell you that on the next show
we're going to try and do one of our New
Year's fantasies remember the ones we
used to do always on radio and it's a
sort of a semi you know comedy and
dramatic thing which I hope you will
enjoy and anyway we will see you then
four weeks from today thank you
this is the CBS television network