44 Sycamore
Hey listen, any time you want some fun, and you can’t find anyone
Who says she’d like to keep you company
Ah get dressed up my friend and go to a place that’s never slow
And there you’ll have some fun I guanantee
Now the four young daughters of William Brown
Are the most unusual gals in town The fellas talk about em night and day
But listen boy take my advice, although all of them seem mighty nice
Experience gives me the right to say:

When you go to 44 Sycamore; knock knock knock on the big front door
And say is Mabel coming out tonight
Mabel is the one that’s cute, so don’t take any substitute
Be sure it’s Mabel and you’ll be alright

Now Papa Brown will try and try to find some unsuspecting guy
To make him meet his powerful daughter Fay
While shaking hands just for a laugh she’s libel to break your arm in half
There’s muscles in her bussles people say
A guy I know fell for her charms, and finally held her in his arms
He said tonight I’m gonna make you mine. He hugged her once; she hugged him
back
And suddenly they heard a crack ; The doctor say the xrays turned out fine

So when you go to 44 Sycamore, knock, knock, knock on the big front door
And say is Mabel coming out tonight
Ho, that Mabel is the one that’s cute, So don’t take any substitute
Be sure it’s Mabel and you’ll be alright

Listen now and don’t you date the eldest daughter known as Kate
She’s got a temper that’ll start a riot
There’s a tale I’ve heard a lot that when miss Katie was a tot
They gave her tiger’s milk to keep her quiet
Now when she’s mad she blows her top; makes you think she’s gonna pop
The things she says would make a strong man wince
Once a guy refused a kiss from this tempermental miss
They say the poor guy ain’t been heard of since

So when you go to 44 Sycamore; knock knock knock on the big front door
And say is Mabel coming out tonight
Mabel is the one that’s cute, so don’t take any substitute
Be sure it’s Mabel and you’ll be alright

Now I got one more tip; daughter susie is a drip
They call her someplace cause she’s not all there
A ruler in her bed she keeps just to see how long she sleeps
She thinks Western Union’s cowboys underwear
She went out to dine one night; I thought that I would do things right
And order something that would quench her thirst
I asked her if she’d like some rye and she answered with a tender sigh
Oh yes but put some butter on it first

So when you go to 44 Sycamore, knock knock knock on the big front door
And say is Mabel coming out tonight
Ya..Mabel is the one that’s cute, so don’t take any substitute
Be sure it’s Mabel and you’ll be alright

Hey wait a minute…I just remembered…
maybe you better find your own address on Sycamore
Me and Mabel ah got married last week.