0:03: Ladies and gentlemen, we interrupt our regular schedule to bring you a special news bulletin. 
 0:08: Washington Senator Key Pittman of Nebraska, sponsor of the neutrality bill, has just issued the following statement to the press, quote, We, the people of the United States cannot remain neutral in the war against infantile paralysis, unquote. 
 0:26: For further details, we take you now to Hollywood. 
 0:48: And you The march of time. 
 1:06: Radio's own front line in the war against infantile paralysis. 
 1:17: Starring some of Hollywood's biggest names and presided over by one of Hollywood's biggest hearts, the originator of the March of Dimes, Eddie Cantor. 
 1:36: Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. 
 1:38: Here we are gathered once again to ask you to celebrate the president's birthday by sending in our dimes to the White House. 
 1:46: The president's birthday is January 30th. 
 1:49: I double checked with FDR and it is Definitely the 30th, after what happened at Thanksgiving, I'm taking no chances. 
 1:57: This show tonight is probably the most star-studded review ever to go on the air. 
 2:02: I might say it is practically the Gone with the Wind of radio. 
 2:06: Well, maybe not so long. 
 2:08: gone, well, you know, what a wonderful sight it is that that was Gone with the Wind, to see people packing clothing and provisions, waving farewell to friends and relatives, and going to see the matinee. 
 2:19: Friday evening I happened to over here in front of Car Circle, an old gray haired couple. 
 2:24: They were in front of the place, and the man said, I lost my job. 
 2:27: Ham and eggs didn't pass. 
 2:29: Haven't heard from the children in months, and the wife says, Well, come on, Herman, let's go in and see Gone with the Wind. 
 2:34: At least we're sure of a roof over our heads for the rest of our lives. 
 2:38: We promise you the number one show of the year, and we're starting it off now with the number one singer of the year. 
 2:44: Here she is, the first protege of Rudy Valley singing one of the biggest hits, Miss Frances Langford. 
 3:04: Shadows are falling and nighttime is calling. 
 3:11: Is the time. 
 3:17: Today has just been. 
 3:20: The moon has Lie to A they seem so long. 
 3:33: waiting for you. 
 3:37: And seemed it. 
 3:55: There's Oh Seem to have Brightly with love. 
 4:58: Come to my own. 
 5:01: My Oh Oh Yeah. 
 5:28: And Who So I bring you nearer. 
 6:08: You Thank you, Francis Langford, and thanks to David Brockman who conducted. 
 6:32: From the number one singer, we move along now to the number one comedian, a fellow who hails from W Keegan, Illinois, but he wasn't always the number one comedian. 
 6:42: Oh, I can remember him in 1916 when he did an act with a fellow named Eddie Cantor. 
 6:49: What an act that was. 
 6:51: We opened up in slippery oak, Iowa, then we played for Dola, Montana, then one Oak, Michigan, and Crewich, Montana, after which we played the small town. 
 7:03: How would you like to see the act? 
 7:08: And here they are, ladies and gentlemen, here they are. 
 7:27: Oh, we're a couple of entertaining boys. 
 7:32: We will fill you all with laughter and with joy. 
 7:36: We both wear classy clothes, as everybody knows, we dance and sing and everything we're always stopping shows. 
 7:44: Oh. 
 8:11: Say Eddie, speaking of animals, I got a new dog. 
 8:15: I call it ginger. 
 8:17: Does ginger bite? 
 8:18: No, ginger snaps. 
 8:25: That reminds me, Jack, my cousin in Chicago is sick with the chill. 
 8:30: Chill day, does he shake all over? 
 8:32: No, only in Chicago. 
 8:37: Yeah. 
 8:40: Speaking of Chicago, why don't American girls marry Europeans? 
 8:45: I don't know, Jack. 
 8:47: Why don't American girls marry Europeans? 
 8:50: Because a Yankee Doodle do. 
 8:56: You tell them cabbage, you got the head for it. 
 9:00: Say you tickle me. 
 9:01: Yes, well, you tickle me first. 
 9:04: By the way, I know a great story about a chicken, pull it. 
 9:11: I guess that'll take the snap out of your garter. 
 9:14: Oh yeah, you got to get upright and early to beat me. 
 9:17: That reminds me, how do you get up so early? 
 9:20: I got what they call a potato clock, a potato clock. 
 9:23: What's that? 
 9:23: Oh, you said it in the morning and it wakes you up, potato clock. 
 9:28: Get it? 
 9:33: Potato clock. 
 9:35: Lace up your shoe, big boy. 
 9:37: Your tongue is hanging on. 
 9:41: And let me tell you, Eddie, you better keep your window shade down hereafter. 
 9:44: Why? 
 9:45: What happened? 
 9:46: Last night I passed by your house, I looked up at the window and saw you putting your arm around your wife and hugging and kissing her. 
 9:54: Well, the joke's on you. 
 9:56: I wasn't home last night. 
 10:01: OK, Professor, let her go. 
 10:08: Ja. 
 10:13: j j j j. 
 10:23: Shall I brush you all off? 
 10:25: I heard the porter say, I said no, I get off the regular way. 
 10:29: Oh. 
 10:34: Ja jada ching ching. 
 10:37: 00, ding ding ding. 
 10:44: Keeping me in winter underwear makes me lose a lot of sleep. 
 10:48: It ain't the original cost, it's the awful upper creep. 
 10:55: Got it, got a king, king king. 
 10:58: Go. 
 11:02: Going ding ding. 
 11:09: Oh. 
 11:15: Down in our well this morning. 
 11:17: Well, Doctor, it serves him right. 
 11:20: He should have attended to the sick and let the well alone. 
 11:25: No Da da da da ding ding ding gabibo da da da da ding ding ding. 
 11:34: You hear me calling da da da da ding ding ding. 
 11:37: Could we use Rochester? 
 11:54: Thank you very much, Jack. 
 11:56: And folks, there's still plenty of talent to come, for example.