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my son you've had the misfortune to
captivate cattle sure she's misconstrued
my customary affability into expressions
of affection she claims you in marriage
and I order you to marry her within a
week or or I forget the punishment
Terri's ignominiously on the scaffold
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[Applause]
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the Sun whose rays are all ablaze with
everliving
does not deny his majesty he scorns to
tell us
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he don't exclaims Oh Connie what is
unfolding very cold feet Morris
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I mean to rule the earth has he the sky
we really know
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Oh mumbling minstrel I a thing of shreds
and patches are bad at songs and
snatches and dreamy and your humors
changing iTunes
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Oh
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Oh
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my chips
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the arctic sentiment is one tear I
thought the Arctic bavitz cut-and-dried
for Herrera country's banner may be
plundered all the local banners are
before all warriors since Harry vanes
the Sam
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and if you call for a song of the sea'
will heave the capstan log with a yogi
fall for the wind is free her anchors a
tip under helms only a row for the
homeward bound
laya locked in a hauling breeze made
tickler landsman's taste but the
happiest are our say her ceases when
he's down at an inn Mancow with his
nancy on his knees
I'm his armor waste
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nice try
Athena shreds and patches of ballad
songs and snatches and
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I pray you tell me where a gentle maiden
dwelleth named yum-yum the word of cocoa
and what may be your business with
yum-yum
a year ago I saw yum-yum we loved each
other at once but she was betrothed to
her guardian Coco and chief Taylor and I
saw that my suit was hopeless judge of
my delight when I heard a month ago that
Coco had been condemned to death for
flirting I hurried back at once hoping I
should find yum-yum at liberty it is
true that Coco was condemned to death
for flirting but he was reprieved at the
last moment and raised to the exalted
rank of Lord High executioner
into the poem remarkable circumstances
our great Mikado virtuous man when he to
rule and then began resort to try a plan
whereby young men might best be stated
so he decreed in words succinct that all
who flirted lead or wind
unless connubial kneeling shall
forthwith be beheaded he headed
and I expect all all agree that he was
right - so degree and I am like I knew
what I and all this fighters right can
be
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and so we speak let out on made a
convict from the County Jail whose head
was next on some pretest condemned it to
bemoan off and made him his man for we
said who's next to be dkv turd cannot
cut up another's head until he studies
Olaf is Olaf is and we are I think
you're say to argue in this kind of way
and I am right and you what I and all is
vital
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a cheap tailor Lord High executioner of
titty pool well that's the highest rank
a citizen can attain et's that is
pooh-bah our logical mikado seeing no
moral difference between the dignified
judge who condemns a criminal to die and
the industrious mechanic who carries out
the sentence has ruled the two offices
into one and every judge is now his own
executioner but how good of you
a nobleman of the highest rank to
condescend to tell all this to me a mere
strolling man don't mention it I am in
point effect a particularly haughty and
exclusive person of pre-adamite
ancestral descent you will understand
this when I tell you that I can trace my
ancestry back to a protoplasm L
primordial atomic globule consequently
my family pride is something
inconceivable I can't help it I was born
sneering but I struggle hard to overcome
this defect I mortify my pride
continually when all the great officers
of state resigned in a body because they
were too proud to serve under an ex
Taylor did I not unhesitatingly accept
all their posts at once and the seller
is attached to them you did a pooh-bah
paid for his services oh yeah salary
Dominion but I do it it revolts me but I
don't stop at that I also retail state
secret at a very low figure for instance
any information about yum-yum would come
under the head of the state secret
another insult and I think a light one
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taken from a County Jail by a set of
curious chances liberated then on bail
on my own recognizance s wafted by a
favoring Gale as Munson dances in trance
his to hide the few can scale safer long
and weary dances surely never had a male
under such like circumstances so
adventurous a tale which may rank with
most romances taken from a county jail
fires into curious chance
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[Applause]
Oh puh puh puh bah it seems that the
festivities in connection with my
approaching marriage must last a week
now I should like to do the thing
handsomely and I want to consult you as
to the amount I ought to spend upon them
certainly in which of my capacities as
First Lord of the Treasury Lord
Chamberlain attorney general Chancellor
of the Exchequer Privy Purse or private
secretary suppose we say as private
secretary speaking as your private
secretary I should say that as the city
will have to pay for it don't stint
yourself do it well exactly as the city
will have to pay for it - that is your
advice of course as Chancellor of the
Exchequer I am bound to see the do
economy is observed oh but you said just
now don't stint yourself do it well yes
private secretary and now you say that
you economy must be observed as
Chancellor of the Exchequer I see come
over here with the Chancellor can't hear
us now then as my solicitor how would
you advise me to deal with this
difficulty Oh is your solicitor I should
have no hesitation in saying chance it
thanks I mean if it were not that as
Lord Chief Justice I am bound to see
that the law isn't violated
now then as First Lord of the Treasury
of course as First Lord of the Treasury
I could propose a special book that
would cover all expenses if it were not
that as leader of the Opposition it
would be my duty to resist it tooth and
nail or a famous general
I could so cook the accounts that as
Lord High Auditor I should never
discover the fraud as Archbishop of Tipu
it would be my duty to denounce my
dishonesty and give myself into my own
custody as first Commissioner of Police
that's extremely awkward I don't say
that all these distinguished people
couldn't be squared the Matteson a five
careful consideration
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[Applause]
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- let me read it mates the total
summation schoolmates take one away
- will it remain a very lonely
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right that is to be not going to kiss me
before all these people well that was
the idea it seemed on nothing it's
rather peculiar I expect it's all right
must have a beginning you know well of
course I know nothing about these things
but I've no objection if it's usual oh
it's quite usual
I think hey Lord Chamberlain I have
known it done thank goodness but will
you present these if you please here the
gentleman who is to play so beautifully
on the marine parade Oh sir I have the
misfortune to love your void um oh I
know I deserve your anger
anger not to pitch my boy why I love her
myself
charming little girl isn't she pretty
eyes
nice hair taking little thing altogether
very glad to hear my opinion backed by a
competent authority thank you very much
goodbye taken away
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yom-yom for the last were alone I'm such
a night and day for three weeks but the
belief that your guardian was beheaded
but now I find that you're about to be
married to him this afternoon
yes but you do not love him no oh why
don't you refuse him what good would
that do
he is my guardian and he wouldn't let me
marry you besides the wandering minstrel
who plays a wind instrument outside tea
houses it's hardly a fitting husband for
the war the Lord High executioner oh but
what if it should prove that after all I
am no musician there I was certain of it
directly I heard you play but what if it
should prove that I that I am the son of
His Majesty The Mikado the son in The
Mikado
but why does your highness disguised how
does your highness burn and will your
highness promise never to do it again
some years ago I had the misfortune to
captivate Caddyshack an elderly lady of
my father's caught my father ordered me
to marry her within a week or perish on
a scaffold that night I fled this court
and assuming the disguise of a second
trombone I joined a band in which you
found me
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you not to caulk applied head I would
say intended or loved one earth must be
united let us beat others I would murder
rank and station world lease knees are
not lost
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I would laugh as I'm engaged to go come
to every show the scum who distant can
be not Yoko and for yet I should get to
inspire portent
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one more consideration
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like this
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and the beard of a letter from his
Majesty The Mikado a letter from The
Mikado
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what in the world can he have to say to
me uh here it is at last I thought it
would come sooner only later The Mikado
is struck by the pecked but no
executions have taken place in two geppu
for a year and two decrees that unless
someone is beheaded within one month the
post of Lord High executioner shall be
abolished and the city reduced to the
rank there's no help for it I shall have
to execute somebody at once the only
question is who shall it be
well it seems unkind to say so but as
you're already under sentence of death
for flirting everything seems to point
to you to me Oh what you're talking
about
I can't execute myself why not I don't
see how a man can cut off his own head a
man might try he only succeeded in
cutting it harmful that would be
something no how did me but then I am
adamant I am afraid that unless you can
obtain a substitute a substitute nothing
easier Poobah I appoint to you Lord I
substitute I should be delighted such an
appointment would realize my fondest
dreams but know that any sacrifice I
must set bound to my insatiable ambition
I am so proud if I love my family flying
to be my guide I volunteer
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instead of beside my brainy teams with
endless schemes both good and do 40 Tipu
40 Tipu but if I flip the benefit that I
diffuse the town would lose now every
man to eight his clan should plot and
plan as best he can
I heard one day a gentleman say the
kimonos in two can hardly feel the pain
to steal and so us lay asleep without
much pain if this is too is Tony for you
your courage screwed me listen you
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and so it recalled expertise respected I
make next to the civics the same direct
so I object and so although I we used to
go and play fight to brightly shine and
take the line of a hero fine line and go
and show befriend oh how much you dare
I'm right to where is your up hair yet I
declared I take your share but I don't
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this is simply appalling is this public
gratitude
what you going to do with that rope I'm
about to terminate an unendurable
existence terminate your existence
nonsense what for because you're going
to marry the girl I adore nonsense sir I
won't permit it I am a humane man and if
you attempt anything of the kind I shall
order your instant arrest come sir
desist at once or I summon my god that's
absurd if you attempt to raise an alarm
I instantly perform the happy dispatch
for this today no no don't do that why
this is horrible you cold-blooded
scoundrel are you aware that in taking
your life you're committing a crime
committing a crime which which
substitute
what's the matter is it absolutely
certain that your result to die
absolutely will nothing shake your
resolution then if you really mean what
you say don't spoil yourself by
committing suicide but be beheaded
handsomely at the hands of the public
execution I don't see how that would
benefit me you don't observe you'll have
a month to live and you'll live like a
fighting at my expense when the day
comes they'll be a brand public
ceremonial you will be the central
figure
no one will attempt to deprive you of
that distinction there'll be a
procession bangs dead March bells
tolling all the girls in tears
young young distracted then when it's
all over general rejoicing and a display
of fireworks in the evening you won't
see them but they'll be there all the
same do you think yum yum will really be
distracted at my death I'm convinced of
it bless yo she's the most tender
hearted little creature alive I should
be sorry to cause her pain perhaps after
all if I were to withdraw from Japan and
travel in Europe for a couple of years I
might contrive to forget her oh I don't
think you could forget Yong Yong so
easily and after all what is more
miserable than a love lighted life like
without you Yong Yong I it seems absurd
and yet there are great many people in
the world who have to endure it toward
Devils yes you're quite right not to be
of their number I won't be at their
number noble fellow I'll tell you how
we'll manage it let me marry Yong Yong
tomorrow and in a month you maybe head
me no no I draw the line at Yong Yong
very good if you can draw the line so
can i well stop listen one moment be
reasonable look she'll be a widow in a
month and you can marry her then yes
that's true of course I quite see that
but dear me my position during the next
month will be most unpleasant most
unpleasant and half so unpleasant is my
position at the end of it it's Bedelia
oh very well I agree after all it's only
putting off ones wedding for a month how
much about prejudiced her against me
will you
you see I've educated her to be my wife
she's been taught to regard me as a wise
and good man
now I shouldn't like her views on that
point disturbed trust me she shall never
learn the truth from me
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to ask you what you mean to do we
punctually appear
congratulate me gentlemen I found a
volunteer
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he is his life if I am Serena now hi
adore that girl with passion tender and
crew did not yield Holloway the ready
will her if I did not adorn myself
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take her she's yours
now dust away
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[Applause]
you've got to die if Coco tells us to
move to an empty compliment to cry long
life to nanki-poo but as one month you
have to live as fellow citizen he stood
with three times three will
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long life to you it's long life to you
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all of you just can assure the native
whom I told you me you shall not fall
away
no prosecute your quest for attention
well-expressed you cannot turn the state
of your canoes to the person you are
does not
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Oh faithless one this insult you shall
rule it mean commerce' on your knees
you'll see I'll tell us from your
disguising now comes the blow
prepare yourselves for you surprising
how loyal my whole name is - hey despite
remodel I know he is the son
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in vain you interrupt with this model
he's the only Son
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[Applause]
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with a volley
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does not deny his majesty his goes to
tell us
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who
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I mean we really
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yes everything seems to smile upon me
I'm to be married to Dave the man I love
best and I believe I'm the very happiest
girl in Japan well there it can't be
denied that the fact that your husband
is to be beheaded in a month isn't it's
weird drawback it does seem to take the
top off it you know I don't know about
that it all depends
so all events he will find it to draw a
clock necessarily bless you
don't worry depends I think you very
delicate of you drift further such a
subject on such a day if my married
happiness is to be cut short
well cut short in a month can't you let
me forget it
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yum-yum-yum-yum in tears and on her
wedding morn
leaving reminding me good in a monkey I
ought to be beheaded a month
why what's a month these divisions of
time are purely arbitrary who says 24
hours make a day there's a popular
impression to that effect we may face it
we'll call each second a minute each
minute an hour each hour a day in each
day a year or at that rate we've about
30 years of married happiness before us
yes
how time flies and one is thoroughly
enjoyed that's a way to look at it don't
let's be down planet there's a silver
lining to every car
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oh go on don't mind me oh I'm a favor
distressing you never mind I must get
used to it
only please do it by degrees begin by
placing her arm around her waist
not yet
let me get used to that first Oh
wouldn't you like to retire it must pay
you to see yourself action up together
no I must learn to bear it no oblige me
by allowing her head to rest on your
shoulder like that I'm much obliged to
you no okay kiss her thank you thank you
it's no use deluding oneself with false
hopes my child my little pride I've just
ascertained that by the Mikado's law
when a married man is beheaded his wife
is buried alive buried alive buried
alive it's a most unpleasant death but
whom did you get that from Oh from
pooh-bah
he's my solicitor but he may be mistaken
so I thought so I consulted the Attorney
General the Lord Chief Justice the
master of the rolls the judge ordinary
and the Lord Chancellor they're all of
the same opinion never knew such
unanimity on a point of law in my life
but stoppable this law has never been
put in ports not yet
you see flirting is the only crime
punishable with decapitation and married
and never flirt no I quite forgot that
well I I suppose I may take it that my
dream of happiness is at an end
darling yeah I don't want to appear
selfish and I love you with all my heart
it makes a difference doesn't it
you see Ariel alive it's it's such a
stuffy day I call it at least if I did
you see my difficulty don't you yes and
I see my own if I insist on you carrying
out your promise I do mewtwo a hideous
death if I release you you
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yes a pretty mess in a month or less I
must die without a wedding let the
bitter tears I'm shedding witness my
distress years of bitterness careful 50
mess he was the state of things to her
life she clings matrimonial devotion
doesn't seem to suit her lotion burial
it brings kills the state of things
here's the state of things
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you
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here's a pretty mess in a month or less
I was there with our wedding let the
bitter tears I'm shedding witness my
defense
here's a pretty mess here's a pretty
mess here's the state of things
ocean doesn't seems
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The Mikado and his suite are approaching
the cities and will be here in ten
minutes the mikado he's coming to see if
his orders have been carried out oh I
can't live without Yong Yong this
afternoon I perform the happy dispatch
now look here you know this is getting
serious a bargains a bargain as a man of
honor and a gentleman you are bound to
die even Remini ously at the hands of
the public executioner very well then
behead me mm-hmm what no certainly at
once chop it off GU gu chop it off
I don't go about pretend to execute
gentlemen at a moment's notice why I
never even killed a bluebird
oh come on fella after all if I don't
mind why should you remember sooner or
later must be done must it I'm not sure
about that what do you mean why should I
kill you when making an epic David that
you've been executed will do just as
well here are plenty of witnesses but
Lord Chief Justice the Lord High Admiral
commander-in-chief Secretary of State
for the Home Department First Lord of
the Treasury of the Chief Commissioner
of Police they'll all swear to it won't
you am I to understand at all of us high
officers of state are required to purge
yourselves to ensure your safety why not
because the insulted as usual will the
insult be cast down or at a date it will
be a ready money transaction oh very
good
choose your fiction and Highland
gossiped Oh family pride how do you like
that live that but I tell you that life
without yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum
take yum-yum and Mary yum yum only go
away and never come back anymore
yum-yum are you particularly busy no
then go along with His grace the
Archbishop of titi foo he'll marry you
at once I didn't I don't ask any
questions
as I tell you but my mama not for worse
with The Mikado finds you alive I have
the greatest difficulty in persuading
him I beheaded you Oh
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from every kind of man obedience I
expect I'm the Emperor of Japan you
marry his son he is only got one to his
daughter-in-law in there
my nature is love and light my freedom
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a more humane Mikado never did in Japan
exist - nobody's second I'm certainly
reckoned a true philanthropist it is my
very humane endeavor to make to some
extent eat even live on a big
and my optical sublime my child achieved
in time to led to the punishment fit the
crime the punishment fit the crime and
bacon is the parent unwittingly
represent a source of innocent merriment
tardiness and merriment the advertising
quack who we're is with tales of
countless cures his teeth I detected
shall all be extracted by terrified
amateurs the musical singer attends a
series of masses and fugues adopts by
bar into water which for a bit over the
classical monday pops yes the billiard
sharp whom anyone catches his tunes
extremely hard he's made to dwell in a
dungeon cell on a spot that's always
hard and there he plays extravagant
matches in thickness finger stalls on a
cloth on two without tourists take you
and elliptical vineyard
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[Laughter]
my Cheetos sublime
I shan't the TV time to let for the
punishment fit the crime the punishment
fit the crime and make a playlist
apparent and willingly represent a sauce
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I am honored it being permitted to
welcome your majesty
I guess the object of your Majesty's
visit your wishes have been attended to
the execution has taken place oh you've
had an execution yes
the coroner has just handed me his
certificate
I am the coroner at titi poo in presence
of the Lord Chancellor Lord Chief
Justice Attorney General Secretary of
State for the Home Department Lord Mayor
and groom the second floor front they
were all present your majesty I counted
them myself a very good house I wish I'd
be the time for the performance a tough
fellow he was - your majesty a man of
gigantic strength his struggles were
terrific it was really a remarkable
scene describe it
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the criminal cried as he dropped him
down in a state of wild alarm with a
frightful frantic fearful frown I've
heard my bigger right arm I seized him
by his little pigtail and on his knees
as he squirmed and struggled and I drew
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oh never shall I forget the cry on the
shriek that's rated as AI gnashed my
teeth went from its chief I grew my
Snickers
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he shivered and shook as he gave the
sign for the stroke he didn't deserve
when all of a sudden his I made mine
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deep breathe
when a man's afraid a beautiful need is
a Chilean sight to see I'm glad that
movement said must do by sight of me
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[Applause]
now though you'd have said that it was
dead for its own dad was he
it stood on its neck with a smile
well-bred and bound three times to me it
was none of your impudent orphaned not
but his numbers could be for it clearly
knew the difference you to a man or
pedigree
of the
and it so I bough miss deathly bow with
a touching side to see no tracklist yet
it couldn't forget the devlins dude
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all this is very interesting and I
should like to have seen it we came
about a totally different matter
a year ago my son the heir to the throne
of Japan bolted from our imperial court
indeed had any reason to be dissatisfied
with his position none whatever on the
contrary I was going to marry him and
yet he fled I am surprised that he shall
have fled from one so lovely well that's
not true
no he's now masquerading in this town
disguised as a second trombone yes would
it be troubling you too much if I asked
you to produce him he goes by the name
of khipu no not at all it's quite easy
difficult in point of fact he's gone
abroad this is very tiresome my poor
fellow in your anxiety to carry out my
wishes you beheaded the heir to the
throne of Japan qualified apology my
desire to associate myself with etics
costs you hadn't how could you if a man
him exalted rank chooses to disguise
himself as a second trombone he must
take the consequences I've no doubt he
thoroughly deserved all he got we are
infinitely obliged to your majesty
much obliged your majesty very much
obliged young man you still fly it's not
a big don't mention it how could you
tell no of course it could you tell who
the gentleman really why it wasn't
written on his forehead you know it
might have been on his
pocket-handkerchief but japanese don't
use pocket-handkerchief
I forget the punishment for something of
that sort
I think boiling oil occurs in it but I'm
not sure I know it's something humorous
but lingering neither boiling oil or
melted let them come don't fret I'm not
a bit angry if your Majesty will accept
assurance unfortunately the food of an
excess capacity not being there that
should be of course yes but there is
that's the slovenly way these acts are
always draw now let's see about your
execution with after luncheon suit or
can you wait till then oh yes we can
wait till then very well then we make it
tomorrow after lunch
I shan't want any lunch well and the
nice mess you've got us into were your
nodding head of the deference to a man
of pedigree merely collaborative detail
intended to give artistic verisimilitude
to another wise bald and unconvincing
never to collaborative detail indeed
Robert if it'll stick oh you're just as
bad as he is with your and bull
story about catching his eye and
whistling an air but that's so like you
you must put in your oar but how about
your big writer
yes and your snickersnee yeah well never
mind about that now there's only one
thing to be done
man Kapoor hasn't started yet he must
come to life again at once you're free
but it's too late nonsense a terrible
thing has just happened it seems that
you are the son of the Mikado but that
happened some time ago
is this a time for every person flash
your father is here and with Khadijah my
father and with Kara yes he wants you
particularly mm-hmm so does she
he's married no oh what does that got to
do with it
cancer claims me and managed but I'm
married already consequently she'll
insist on my execution and my wife will
have to be buried alive I don't know
what's to be done there's one chance for
you if you can persuade katish how to
marry you I can come to life without
fear being put to death oh I really
think it's the only course but my good
girl have you seen her she's something
of Pauling well it comes to this while
caddy show a single I prefer to be a
disembodied spirit when katha Shah is
married existence will be as welcome as
a flowers in spring the flowers are
blooming the spring flower brief promise
of Mary sunshine as we merrily danced
and we sing la la
we welcome the hope that they bring
power over some more
and whine over some more applause and
mine and that's what we mean when we say
that a thing is welcome as flowers at
bloom in the spring sha-la-la-la-la
sha-la-la-la-la the flowers of bloom in
the spring
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the flowers that bloom in the spring
have nothing to do with the case for
I've got to take under my wing a most
unattractive old thing
LA with a caricature or other face we're
the caricature of a face and that's what
I mean when I say or I sing Oh bother
the flowers that bloom in the spring the
flowers bloom in the spring have nothing
to do with the case for I've got to take
under my wing our most unattractive old
thing
with a caricature of a face with the
caricature of a face and that's what I
mean when I say oh I see
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at each other the miscreants who wrote
me a pile of but vengeance pursues they
are heating the cauldron
katissa behold a suppliant at your feet
katissa mercy mercy
oops had you mercy on him you have slain
my love well he is dead and where shall
I find another it takes you have to
train a man to love me what Fatiha
for years I have loved you with a
white-hot passion which is slowly but
surely consuming my very vitals shrink
not from me
Kent Katich ah I dare not hope for your
love but I will not live without it
Charlie you you whose hen story for the
brother my betrothed dare to address
worth of passion to the woman you have
found me round
I do accept my love or I perish on the
spot though - who knows so well as I
that no one ever yet died about broken
huh you know not what you say on a tree
by a river only - Tom tit sang willow
tit willow tit willow and I said to him
Dickie bird why do you sit singing
willow tit willow tit willow is it
weakness of intellect birdie I cried or
a rather tough worm in your little
inside with a shake of his poor little
head here
oh it will of tit willow he slapped at
his chest as he sat on that bow singing
without it without it willow and a cold
perspiration bespangled his brow Oh
willow did willow - it will ho he sobbed
and he sighed and a Kerbal he gave then
he plunged himself into the billowy rows
are the suicides
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it will Oh tit will oh now I feel just
as sure as I'm sure that my name isn't
willow tit willow it will oh that was
blighted affection that made him exclaim
Oh willow it will it will oh and if you
remain callous and obdurate I shall
perish as needed and you will know
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hmm oh hello it
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now we've had a capital lunch and we're
quite ready have all the painful
preparations be made Your Majesty all is
prepared introduce the unfortunate
gentleman that is too well-meaning but
misguided accomplices
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to immersive of cocoa the merciful
producing her mercy evening Okubo I beg
your pardon I don't think I quite caught
that from our mercy even for poober my
husband was to be nice date and I have
just married of this miserable object
you've not been long about it no we were
married before the Registrar I am the
register oh I see but my difficulty is
that as you had slain the heir apparent
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the heir apparent is not sneaking my son
and your daughter-in-law elected Twitter
you have deceived me yes you are
entitled to a little explanation but I
think you'll give it better hole than in
pieces
your majesty it's quite true that I
stated that I had killed nine people yes
with monster particular it's like this
your majesty
when your Majesty says let a thing be
done that thing is as good as done
practically it is done because your
Majesty's will is law your Majesty says
killer gentleman well a gentleman is
told off to be killed consequently that
gentleman is as good as dead practically
he is dead well if he is dead why not
say so
I see nothing could possibly be more
satisfactory
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