the cello program starring Jack Benny
was Mary Livingston and Phil Harrison
his orchestra the orchestra opened the
program with I'm bubbling over from the
motion picture wake up and live
Jane you have five new suits right
spring flowers those are some of the
sights effect Easter parades a bright
and colorful scene it is the theme that
you can see only once a year but here's
the delight of the eye and of thrills
the taste that you can enjoy the
year-round jello for dessert yes indeed
when you bring on a colorful mole of
jello you certainly give your family of
three what dessert should look as good
as it tastes and that's one of the many
grand things about jello it looks
delicious
and it is delicious and refreshing with
a flavor of real fresh fruit jello has
that extra rich fruit flavor which makes
it the most popular gelatin dessert in
the world so lighten up your menus with
a gauge jello dessert water jello and
any other six delicious flavors tomorrow
from your dealer look for the big red
letters on the box they spelled jello
[Music]
Fatima's I'm bubbling over played by
Phil Harrison his orchestra in Hollywood
and now ladies and gentlemen we take you
to the Durban Street Station in Chicago
where we find Jack and the rest of the
gang about to board the train for
California take it away
Chicago
[Music]
hey redcap carry my grips a little
higher there's some things hanging out
yes sir
board train leaving on track seven for
Kansas City Dodge City City Carson City
[Music]
just lots of grips out here I get my
crowd together
yes mr. bunny the names Benny well this
is coming on ever since the same will be
leading any minute I look smart yes yes
Danny I want his autograph wait till we
get to Hollywood and you can get a good
one
they don't yes sir have you seen Marion
penny we haven't got much time
let's all Mary standing in front of the
hotel a little while ago fine why don't
you get over here he's waiting for a cab
to match her new Easter hat of the Depot
matches her dress she didn't find her
will ya I'm Kenny - okay Mary all set
yeah where's the train for San Hollywood
right over there gee but you're all
bundle up I bet you're glad you're
leaving all this ice and snow you said
it I'm so cold I'm all goose pimples
that's good well I got more than one oh
hey red cap yes sir
take my lipstick r24 drawing-room a I
did that three times all day in a lady
Keystone a mouse
that's right I'm in lower 7 I was
thinking of taking a drawing room folks
a conductor whereas I frame Lee from the
one to Los Angeles tracks 8 9 10 11 and
12
it's a pretty long train isn't it no the
engineer brought it in sideways
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I have to take that risk on deck
everybody get to our car I'm not getting
on volcanic they're say Mary run over
the newsstand and buy me a magazine well
yes which one
Oh anything get me a copy of the nudist
I like those outdoor seas
okay oh I gotta send a wire say
information clerk yes where can I send a
telegram to my wife it's her birthday
bang-bang mr. Binney yeah my daughter
insists upon getting your autograph do
you mind oh not at all I'm so bad you're
going to be on the train and here you
are dolly
thanks mr. penny well well so you're the
little girl who wants my autograph yeah
a nice Chloe
pardon me lady I'm looking for my gang
Oh married you got me that magazine but
here it is Jax minutest Bank and here's
some smoke glasses no glasses what are
they for when we get the page can give
me that I'm reading a continued story
well Derek's a cute kitty hello
everybody hey Kenny where have you been
the train leaves in two minutes
well I was taking a bath you picked a
fine time what's that towel sticking out
of your shirt I'm not dry yet oh you're
not dying
what are you got in that bucket I'm
taking some snow to California my mother
never saw any no isn't that Billy Mayer
it'll be water by the time we get there
my mother will believe me
no doubt well let's get on the frame
[Music]
John did you bribe that announcer no but
I'll reward him let's go I cars up
forward come on all you listen you can
get the firemen's autograph later you
see where's car 24 all here we are Mary
yeah car must be awfully crowded why
those three men riding under it well
they're probably fresh air feed come on
dear Mary I'll help you up you too Don
and Kenny don't spill that bucket of
snow
I won't they are red cap here's 50 fan
this is a dime look at your script not
the coin
[Music]
why what do you want with no shoes on
the brain I bet he wants to go for a
life in the bucket yeah Oh
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
jeez the long ride isn't it done yeah
yeah where are we now Jack I don't know
looks like New Mexico our guest last
night no I'm not so good that's so good
I'm not built for an upper berth yeah
you look more like a compartment you
must have slept on your back you were
snoring jello all night yes I had a
conscientious nightmare
hey gasps are there any windows in
another berth know who is out waving at
you got me how'd you sleep Mary I was up
half the night riding on Easter poems
you wanna hear it
not now Mary 0ds hey Porter Porter Erin
yeah what time do we get to Albuquerque
who Albuquerque
I don't know do we stop there well
certainly we stop there
tell me about that
yeah I do that oh what's the name of
that town again
Albuquerque fine Porter we got well
maybe we don't stop there jack go on
I've made this trip a thousand times do
you want to hear my poem now thousand
times no I'm going in to lunch mr.
Binney yes ma'am I'm the lady who taught
her one of your autograph distinction oh
the little girl's going to Hollywood yes
she's going into Millicent dear mr.
penny wants to meet you well I was going
to lunch come here listen you know she
sings just like lily ponds well I heard
miss pond so don't bother with Millicent
I mother he's so modest I always have to
force her not for us you don't marry
oh come now listen sing but it'sa
Bennett oh don't bother she's probably
nerd
oh really she has great possibilities
thank you and take your hands off her
neck oh pardon me who can eat now Oh
[Music]
conductor conductor yes sir what time do
we get the albuquerque albuquerque is
that on this line always has been what
time do we get there what time is it now
12:20 thank you lalalalala
[Music]
I'll bet he's going in a picture shoot I
listen to my plumber you jack Oh Mary
I'm so tired he rode Easter you are with
it once again well you know mr. Benham I
don't old lady please I don't want a
contest and that's why she's going into
pictures oh so you're going to be in
pictures Millicent yeah I'm so what
director gets fresh with me what a long
career you'll have Mary Millicent
Millicent wanna contest contest she
looks like a water buffalo
you've never seen a water buffalo I've
never seen anything like Millicent
either Wyatt here oh dear oh dear you
are with hello I just leave last night
Kenny oh I had more trouble time I hung
my pants on the Rope the train stopped
kind of a train where have you been all
morning even the porter closed my upper
berth you think he's waiting till I got
out and you mean he folded you up on
that yeah I wanted to do something about
it before I could think of anything I
fell asleep see I sure do need air then
I don't open the window here I'll help
you Kenny and don't stick your head out
hey Kenny you wanna hear my Easter poem
sure Mary
oh boy an audience 0 D 0 D sir you are
witness once again with your gorgeous
Easter lilies and your products from the
hand wow I love your balls on jazz
magazines and programs get your programs
here you can't tell one tester from
another without a program and what kind
of a train is it hey boy what time do we
get the Albuquerque we certainly do
[Music]
isn't that awful how I love your Easter
Bunny summer while in summer change and
the jello so delicious Howard bobbles on
the train
hey I noticed that hey Porter yeah when
I got on the train yesterday I gave you
a suit to press where is it
gee I'm leaving don't I remind you of
7:30 yeah what did you find out about
Albuquerque
he can't president if there's a knock
here Albuquerque's a town you better
check on that
[Music]
I better get off this train to say yeah
yeah what's this hanging around my neck
that's a mail bag and I told you to keep
your head in now look at you what are
you laughing at Mary I just saw a
picture of a water buffalo
some witty answer well Kenny what are
you going to sing on the program when we
get the Hollywood oh I don't know I
think I'll sing trusting me well
rehearse it now and brush up a little
bit that's a clever way of getting into
a song while we're on a train isn't it
folk you sure fooled me I thought I
would yeah Kenny
[Music]
I adore
[Applause]
[Music]
debatable of invitation
[Music]
my dear
in me in on
if I have in you will see
[Music]
[Applause]
you can be sure
[Music]
be fine
hey you
with a smile in me and I'll be war
the of you
[Applause]
[Music]
very good Kenny I'm sure your song will
be a big hit Sunday I'll say it was hey
Jack looks like we're pulling into a
station that's right we're slowing down
hey Kenny look out of the window and see
what time this is okay the train stops
at where are we what does the sign say
Kenny what town is this waiting room
waiting new mexico it's fine I mean it
let me look out there hey Don we're in
Albuquerque I know the train stopped
here well I'm sure I'm just aware yeah
me too wait for me hey water yeah how
long do we stop here well in Albuquerque
there you go here
no use talking to him come on Mary I
gotta send a wire watch this
hey Jack look at those indents selling
things we're right there I'm going over
and buy a tommyrot the Tommy Hawk go
ahead Kenny don't be late for the Train
Don send that wire for me will you okay
oh yeah Kenny buying something from that
Indian oh and then probably tell her
what you want
Kenny me want Tommy Hawk how much
costume white boy some dope you said it
come on Mary we have much time I want to
go into that little novelty shop and buy
some moccasin when I gotta get something
for my mother
yeah let's go over hey Mary look at that
sign heat big bargains let's go in that
will cost them in step into my big boom
and look it up Maya Hindi is esky he's
an Indian all right and what can I do
for you myself face lunch mom I'm gonna
get a pair of moccasin right Peter left
feet
one of each daddy you don't split them
up hey papa
give me our nickels right that's my
little spot look at those
purses I'd like to buy one for Mama see
this bag here that's our yield
rattlesnake party mmm it's pretty hey
wait a minute this one is moving they
care that we'll be dead by sundown
they're not a handle that Mary I like to
see a pair of moccasin here you are the
finest moccasins made by ostrich yeah
what tribe is that this pony's shoppies
well I've heard of them say these
moccasins aren't bad you haven't got
much of a selection here Who am I more
sane well I'll take this bear wrap them
up would you like him a test and I blend
kiss don't rush me I just want moccasins
that is all eyes on our nickels Reyes
pain in the face
Sophie nose in the face so here you are
surgeons will be 298 is there anything
else no thanks wait a minute Tenderfoot
could you use a couple of igloos chief
big loads what's an Indian doing with an
igloo I used to be an Eskimo I'm stuck
with him there are my primary that's my
vibe I'm starving
[Laughter]
well goodbye thank you call again hurry
up
be right with you come on everybody hold
on did you send that wire to Phil Harris
yes hey Phil how buck get here
why hello Andy you'll be here any minute
now oh I wish you'd get here I got a
swell present for him if he brought me
one
well welfare
nor Gladys here Yeah right if you fail
you too Andy give me a kiss now how was
that marry a blonde is better but your
exchange hey Mary don't I get a kiss I
kissed you when I came in when I kiss
annoying they've been you know that
watch you gave me for Christmas well I
showed of everybody and it's to talk a
New York no kid what happened to New
York Jack what did you do all this time
yeah give us the lowdown buck you tell
him Don I want to say hello to the boys
in the van well fellas the attack was
out night after night and he practically
slept in his dress suit at least it look
that way just one night club after
another parties and fear burlesque shows
and burlesque shows and pressed
shoulders and then he went home to his
hometown Waukegan and they gave him a
great big celebration do you think he
was leaving town instead of coming in
some excitement huh hey buck
Andy I bet you were stuck up when you
did that broadcast in the
waldorf-astoria hotel from the where say
that again Annie I love
[Music]
that sure is a swanky place and look
fellas I saved a menu from the dining
room as that class Hey look at this Andy
to a ninety fan yep
say can I take this home I want to
show it to my chicken go ahead Andy but
break it to him gently here let me see
that manual minute here yard on I know
what you're looking for it's at the
bottom of the page under deserves yes
there it is right between the coconut
custard pie and the chocolate pudding
yes sir and it looks just as tempting as
ever I wonder if they mean jello Oh
Danny you spoiled a hey Jack you sure
did a lot of stepping in New York
dungeon did I come here Phil you too
Andy listen I got some stuff to sell you
waste of it uh you know we gotta beat
listen you can talk all you want about
let me tell you somethin that there are
plenty of rubes in New York too there
are certainly listen I tipped the waiter
at the Waldorf Astoria and he told me it
was the first time he'd ever seen
imagine that Jack tell us about those
nightclub yeah how about those chorus
girls were they pretty well I don't know
Wilson was always in front of me I don't
know but say fellas lokan I got so much
to tell you it'll take days hey come on
over come on over here in the corner
okay you know what to do boy
[Applause]
here's the tip on how to get the spirit
of the new season do something different
get a little gay with your main use and
serve this new and exciting salad jello
fruit mole it's attractive delicious and
easy to make you simply dissolve one
package of orange jell-o in one pint of
hot water chill until slightly thickened
then fold in 1 and 1/2 cups of diced
fruit whatever time to fruit you like
best apples pears oranges canned
pineapple or berries then mould and
serve everybody will make a big fuss
over this grand springtime salad so try
it and try it real soon be sure that you
make the jello fruit mold with genuine
jello because genuine general has that
extra rich fruit flavor flavor from
fresh ripe fruits ask your dealer
tomorrow for jello but be sure you get
the real thing genuine jello
[Music]
[Applause]
this is the last number of the 26th
program in the new jello series and
we'll be with you again next Sunday
night at the same time and I want to
thank all my friends in New York and
Waukegan those two big towns for their
hospitality and Kenny I want to wish you
success it's coming Thursday when you
open at the Paramount Theater Thank You
Jay
hey Jack can I say something sure Mary
go ahead if that's you tell I gave my
autograph to in Kansas City is listening
in will you please return my gold pencil
in person oh it couldn't have been that
good looking good night folks happy
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from the pictures ready willing label
this is the red network of the National
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