oh the jello program starring Jack Benny
with Mary Livingston and Phil Harris and
his orchestra the orchestra opens the
program with right or wrong from
happy-go-lucky
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dinner is ready those three words are
certainly welcome words when you're
hungry but they're doubly welcome when
followed by these three words jello for
dessert a good dinner that ends up for
the generous delicious helping of jello
always makes a hit with everyone for
jello is so colorful and at the same
time so refreshing that it's a perfect
dessert good-looking graham tasting and
inexpensive jello is first in favour
because it's first in flavor extra rich
fruit flavor that no other gelatin
dessert in the world can equal at all
six jello flavors strawberry raspberry
cherry orange lemon and lime come from
fresh ripe fruits
that's why jello brings you such added
richness and goodness but remember there
is only one jello so be sure to ask for
it by name get the real thing insist on
genuine jello
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ladies gentlemen we bring you a man who
as a child had whooping cough measles
and violin lessons Jack Benny
hello again this is not Jack Benny
talking so who do you think it is now
again no no give up it's me and a nice
phone wait a minute Mary wait a minute
what's the idea well I don't see Jack
standing around so somebody had to jump
in do you know where he is done no but
he can't be very far he left his shoes
here maybe breaking in a new pair of
socks oh here comes penny Oh Kimmy yeah
you know where Jack is I don't even know
where I am
you get three two one on that yeah I
hope nothing's happened to him hey Mary
did you notice the jacks been acting
kind of strange all week sort of jittery
like yeah this afternoon he handed me a
glass of milk and it was molded before I
could grab it
well he goes around with a violin under
his arm and keeps muttering to himself
what's wrong with him anyway he's got a
bad case of Fred Allen he had is it
catching no hello kids what's the
trouble
Oh Phil do you know where Jack is curies
in the next room practicing his violin
oh he's been in there all day rehearsing
that number called the B and with the
door closed
- well that helped open the door Mary
and call him out here please okay
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hey close that door
don't worry we will what are you doing
jack what am i doing what's this I got
under my chin
another chin
I mean under both of them I'm practicing
the B hey I thought you said you could
play the B when you were a kid well I
could but a lot of honey has gone over
the dam since then Oh pip did you get it
Kenny
not yet but a will well keep right after
it it's a hot one darn that violin and
Fred Allen too
anyway you fellas go ahead with the
program and Kenny get ready to do your
song I want to perfect my cadenza
telegram for Jack Benny take it Mary I'm
busy okay
[Laughter]
Oh Jack isn't this wonderful
what on account of your volley and
they've renamed a town in Florida after
you oh yeah what's the call now off Key
West is that so let him stay in there we
can get along with Adam I heard that
these door slams come to you through the
courtesy of our sound effects man who
works for the National Broadcasting
Company over whose network we broadcast
each and every Sunday night bringing you
good news about jell-o thank you now
Kenny Baker will sing that thirdly
popular hip I've got you under my skin
wait a minute Kenny I just thought of a
swell joke you can pull on Jack yeah
what is it well you tell him you're
gonna sing a number dedicated to his
violence yeah and when he asks you what
it is you say I've got you under my chin
oh boy Willy laughs Carrie will call him
out d that's a pip oh hey yeah I'm going
to do a song dedicated to your violin
now you ask me what it is all right
Kenny what is it
what a dope yeah he didn't get it at all
you better sing Kenny
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I've got you
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I've got you
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Oh deep in my heart you're real
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I tried not to give ear
I had to myself disappear never will
but why should I try to resist when
darling I know
I've got you
one
I'd sacrifice anything come what might
for the tape of having you near in spite
of the warning voice that comes in the
night and repeat and repeat in my
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but each time I do
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make me boy
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under my skin
I've got you
I've got
deepen
that was I've got you under my skin from
the motion picture born - damn son by
never mind down I'll take it I'm through
practicing that was teak - chief sung by
Kenny Baker I didn't hear it Kenny but I
imagine it was very good
how are the fellas ordinary good I knew
it would be thanks jack yeah of course I
suppose Fred Allen look around saying
you can't sing well can i yes can i what
do you think but he picks on everybody
especially when they have talent
take my case Fred hold on I'm gonna Jack
I never heard press 2 anything
detrimental about you or anyone else
either by oh I suppose you didn't hear
him say that when I was 10 years old I
had my violin in a pawn shop well didn't
you that's not the point
it was years later and another thing
Alan isn't even his right name you know
that Barry don't you Bennie yard and
another thing he should be the last one
to talk his product only got one flavor
Wow
let him top that one yeah what happened
nothing but it was loud well Jack I
noticed in today's paper where Alan is
coming out here to Hollywood to make a
picture oh he is Wow
that won't cause me or gable to lose any
sleep me neither
you'll keep out of it lotta ways a Gable
all I can say is good luck to mr. Allen
and pictures of course there's a limit
to what a makeup man can do Oh Mary you
ought to know
well let's drop the subject I don't care
who's coming out here to make pictures
nobody worries me
especially Alan yeah then what happened
your fingernails I was hungry
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now let's go on with the program e
tonight ladies and gentlemen we are
going to present an original come in mr.
Benny yes I want to take this
opportunity of wishing you and your
company a very very happy new year wait
I'm getting tired of it who are you
anyway just a dreamer
are we all good bike I thought it was
Oscar the flea there somebody will throw
a net over them and now ladies and
gentlemen as I was saying we are going
to present an original a Jack yes bill I
meant to tell you my mother and sister
got in town yesterday from Mobile
Alabama Oh from mobile and I wished it
was Montgomery our sponsor comes from
there plus I know it was kind of a
surprise visit and I'd like to have you
and the rest of the gang come over the
hearts tonight and meet them
Oh we'd love to Phil but we can't go
until the program is over oh you go
ahead I'll join you later
no no the program comes first oh by the
way here's a snapshot of mom and sis
oh let's see it say your mother's a
charming looking woman felled and well
so that's your sister hmm
you know she's real to you Wow what's
her name filled lucy-belle
Lucy ballad is she married no not yet
Hallet long as your mother came all the
way out here maybe we all leave right
away
well of course my sister made the trip
you're telling me have you got a brother
Phil no oh well I'll come anyway yeah
sure come on let's go see have we got
any horses left over from our Benny
play sure they're over there in the
corner well then we're all set let's
write them over Don you take care of the
musical numbers and we'll see you later
okay Jack leave everything to me come on
fellas untie those horses
[Laughter]
you look almost like horses boy you know
what I mean everybody all set
wait a minute Kenny turn around in that
saddle you're facing the wrong end of
the horn
what horse never mind come on Jay
[Applause]
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that was good night my love from the
picture stowaway played by the orchestra
well now forks as long as everyone's
gone I might as well tune you into phil
harris's house and see what's going on
there well mr. Benny enjoy the pleasure
to have you all here tonight well thank
you mrs. Harris I hope you're enjoying
your stay here in California sort of a
surprise visit wasn't it yes we were
going to Alaska but the weather here
I'll be careful lady who was there
a man from the Chamber of Commerce Oh
Kenny
this is Kenny Baker mrs. Harris I'd like
you to meet him Oh
son I've been listening to y'all for a
long long time
and I sure am glad to make your
acquaintance sure know what never mind
or Mary Mary and mrs. Heron I want you
to meet Mary Livingston well well little
miss how are y'all all of me are fine
thank you
how'd your gang marry well Jack how do
you like my mom she's alright I can
understand now how she has such a nice
son and charming daughter
gee I'm hungry you know a mrs. Harris
the Kenny is always hungry but I can
imagine why with that delightful aroma
coming from the kitchen I wonder what it
is my pot roast
fire that jokes only good in the West
anyway you know mrs. Harris Kenny Oh
Kenny put that goldfish back in the bowl
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it's all back anyway what happened
regardless or the fish batygin swim they
fill where's your sister Lucy belle-isle
she'll be down in a minute
you know I saw her big tears yeah I
wonder what's keeping her maybe she saw
your picture don't be funny
hey Jack here comes Lucy Bell now oh boy
stop shaking who's shaking come here
Lucy bell
I want you to say hello to Jack Benny
how do you do there's a show a pleasure
mr. Fanny and I'm just tickled pink to
meet you
well I'm tickled pink to lucy-belle
okay so bill showed me your picture and
it doesn't flatter you one bit are you
Cowboys just say those things no no I
mean that you don't fail your sisters
sweet enough to eat better keep her away
from Kenny why Oh Lucy Bell this is Mary
Livingston well Mary I show an pink Oh
pink to meet you I'm tickled pink to
meet you too let's take a ping oh pardon
my northern accent
Oh sis that young man climbing out of
the goldfish bowl is Kenny Baker Oh mr.
Baker I'll show him typical pink to meet
y'all
thank you got a tall Kenny go over by
the fireplace and dry up well lucy-belle
I I hope you're I hope you're you're
enjoying your stay here at the Hollywood
no I am and it's been a video stream
seeing all the movie stars and - yeah I
imagine so tell me who are the favorite
movie stars down your ways o and seven
and Dixie me well I can understand that
cuz we like Carolina Lombard do you like
Georgia raft and Charleston butter what
okay you know I make pictures - yeah
well her smart mouth hmm well I'll have
to change my name to Jacksonville Benny
yeah and I could be Mary land Livingston
Merrill and I could be penny sucker
Kenny throw a log in the fire and don't
let go
[Laughter]
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you know mr. banek I thought you were
just a radio actor really I did
well I dabble in it a bit do you like
radio lucy-belle
yes do Fred Allen well yes I do
personally I prefer the more subtle type
of humor well I think he's just great
well everyone to their own taste party
doesn't come from the south Lucy value
Oh before you leave town we'll have to
step out together savvy vegan taking a
movie or something I love that mr. Benny
you know I saw it anything picture this
afternoon you did what was it bean Cosby
and candy some burning hands that is
good
Oh Jack what I know another small
picture she can see what is it loads of
Memphis go sit down
[Laughter]
what are you doing Kenny I'm reading the
funny that's a family album
[Laughter]
he's still right yeah Oh mr. Baker
hand me that album I want to show you
folks and pictures a fail when he was a
little boy all lucy-belle don't do that
oh that reminds me
you know what they used to call feel
when he was a baby
why feel veal and remember what they
called you when you were a kid Mary
quiet Thank You pie
that's all oh yes a picture I wanted to
show you it's our favorite
which one right yeah right yeah mm-hmm
when he was three weeks old it was taken
on our plantation down south oh this
don't show them that one g-fizzle
three weeks oh yeah I've got much
clothing on there I'm here Mary what are
you laughing at southern exposure
[Applause]
and did y'all feel now betters Don
Wilson hello everybody hello Don hello
how are you
hiya folks why Andy Devine what are you
doing here
[Applause]
my dad candy dropped in at the studio so
I thought I'd bring him along
oh sure I hope I'm not intruding and
mrs. Harris this is Don Wilson and this
landeta by how do you do
glad to know you Lucy bill gets the
gentlemen of course drive
don't bother mrs. Harris he always talks
like that
Oh boys this is Phil's sister lucy-belle
here it's time folks
I too am tickled pink to meet you boys I
told you so
gee if I'd have known this I wouldn't
have got this haircut all right control
yourself Andy now I don't like to impose
on you folks but you're so talented why
don't you give us a little entertainment
well mrs. Harris your son things are
pretty hot song how about having field
start the ball rolling by come on
everybody where's the piano
Kenny ate it I did not come on Phil what
are you going to sing well here's the
copy of d'lovely right here on the piano
how about that well what a coincident
who put it there
you did all right come on hit it fellas
that's your film
the night is long skies are clear but if
you want to go walk and Eve it's
delightful delicious lovely yeah I
understand the reason why you're
sentimental cause so am i it's
delightful delicious love letter boy you
can tell at a glance what a swell night
this is for romance you can hear old
Mother Nature murmur and lo let yourself
go so please be sweet my chickadee and
when I kiss you just say to me it's
delightful it's delicious it's
delectable is delirious it's the limit
is the limit in C loop fifty lovely
oh hey that was good Phil remarry how
about you singing a chorus there will a
Fanueil singer with me well I can't I
got a cold you shouldn't have got that
haircut come on I know more coaxing wait
a minute - we don't know the word you
don't here's the copy for you Mary sing
this oh thanks John I'm afraid of this
but go ahead come on both you Mary and
Andy hit it fellas will you when you're
dining out an order be sued be sure and
have some jello - yes delightful it's
delicious it's the lovely if you're out
be late at night and want something
that's very light
mr. swallow it's a mellow it's the
lovely it is easy to make you can watch
it quiver and jaw see a chain you can
hear Mars are in the kitchen murmuring
low let your Southey and when I serve a
just say to me it's the strawberry is
the raspberry if you carry if the lemon
it belies its another love
hey that looks well I can even forgive
John
well mrs. Harrison getting kind of late
night I think we'll have to be going
oh I'm sorry happily so soon you must
come again sometime
Oh we'll be glad to well goodbye mrs.
Harris has been delightful thank you
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[Applause]
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good night mrs. Harris good night my boy
Kenny put down Lucy Bell and go home
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well Lucy Bell I stayed behind I just
want to say again it's been a real
thrill meeting you it's been delightful
and you're just deal of Lee
Oh mr. Vani you say the cleverest thing
I do don't I well I'd love to have you
come over to our broadcast sometime
maybe next Sunday yeah oh I got the
tickled pink you get tickled any other
color
don't mind her Lucy valve
well Lucy Bell can I take you home I'm
right there oh that's right well goodbye
Lucy Bell
goodbye mr. Benny I mean Jay gosh well
goodbye
why don't you open the door you I know
what I'm doing
come on Mary Cece called me Jack Wow
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everybody likes chocolate pudding it's
been a favor dessert with all of us ever
since the first time our mothers made it
it's a lot easier to make into smoother
creamier more chocolatey and this is how
simple it is to make just mix the
contents of one package of jell-o
chocolate pudding with some milk cook
and stir over a low fire until the
mixture comes to a boil and is thick and
satin smooth it only takes a few minutes
then after its cooled pour it into
sherbet glasses and there you have a
superb chocolate pudding the rich
old-fashioned kinds it will make a happy
impression on everybody who's lucky
enough to taste it one package of jell-o
chocolate pudding will make six
delicious servings and it sells for the
same low price as jell-o remember the
name the next time you're at your
grocers jello chocolate pudding
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that was the last number of the 17th
program in the new lucy-belle
I mean the new jell-o series and I hope
she'll be what or you'll be with us
again next Sunday night no what's the
matter with me oh yeah pull yourself
together you're always letting some girl
upset you I'm not upset
stop smoking your fountain tan ladies
and gentlemen at this time I would like
to announce our program for next Sunday
as you all know we have never been on
the air during the month of July and we
have a lot of fourth of July jokes which
are just cluttering up the studio our
janitor refuses to do anything about it
so therefore next Sunday January 31st we
will do our special fourth of July
broadcast so listen in and try to keep
warm at the same time good night folks
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broadcasting company KF I Los Angeles