jakie the jello program starring Jack
Benny with Mary Livingston and Phil
Harrison his orchestra the orchestra
opens a program with G but you're swell
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there's a right way and an easy way of
doing almost everything and when you
serve jello for dessert you found both
the right way and the easy way to please
everybody
because jello is so bright and colorful
to look at so wonderfully good and
rushing to taste it's always short of a
welcome and a mighty big one too jello
is no trouble to make either it's
amazingly quick and simple all in all
it's a perfect dessert the most popular
gelatin dessert in the entire world
today jello is first in favour because
its first in flavor six delicious
flavors that come from fresh ripe fruit
jello and only jello has that grand
extra rich real fruit flavor so always
make sure that you get the real thing
look for the big red letters on the box
they spell jello
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that was genius well played by Phil
Harrison his orchestra and now ladies
and gentlemen we bring you America's
boyfriend who can't get a date Jack
Benny
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I'm yellow again there's a Jack Benny
the lone wolf talking you can't get a
date I can have a date every night in
the week if I want to oh I didn't mean
anything Jack I just wanted to start out
with a laugh that's all well it's very
little humor getting laughs at other
peoples expense and that reminds me
c'mere minute Don did you did you hear
Fred Allen last Wednesday night Oh
George was a swell program it was really
great
don't review a Don just answer yes or no
did you hear Alan make those innuendos
you know those slurring remarks about my
violin playing yes yes I did pretty
caddie wasn't it oh I don't know he was
just hitting and you're taking it
seriously well so what - or any other
musician
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why didn't Fred make those cracks we
were both in New York instead of waiting
till I'm 4,000 miles away
it ain't cricket you know ha calm down
jack did you hear him fell yeah he was
very funny well that's not the point
what does Alan know about music anyways
just a reformed juggler let him top that
one hello jack well as I live and
breathe and stand under a strong light
so people won't mistake the wrinkles in
my face for a washboard Holi been a
Portland I mean Mary will be heard that
what's the matter with you Jack plenty
did you hear Fred Allen Wednesday yeah
gee that was a funny program what laughs
Wow don't elaborate you little traitor
the way you talk about my violin playing
I ought to sue them you ought to sue
your teacher to that well I expected
that from you anyway for your
information young lady I took violin
lessons before Alan was born you did a
lot of things before Alan was born well
then let him respect his elders Madden
saying that I couldn't play flight of
the bumblebee at the age of 10 I played
flight of the bumblebee so often I got
the high I bet your tongue off the whole
town with it
oh yeah Mary that was a honey hey wait a
minute Phil you know you're still on
probation with me you don't behave
yourself I'll make you take back that
watch you gave me for Christmas okay
where is well just be careful what's so
funny penny oh boy that guy kills me
listen Kelly if you realize he insulted
me
now wait a minute I want to tell you
something and this goes for all of you
I'm gonna make a rule right now here
after anybody working for me can listen
to Alan's program they mustn't enjoy it
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and furthermore either fred animal will
have to apologize or send me a watch and
a good one too
speaking of watches folks let me tell
you about jello what's that got to do
with it
jello is first in favor because its
first in flavor it's inexpensive and
easy to make and every day millions of
people eat it that was very subtle Don
how did you ever think of it a plate was
nothing jack just an inspiration that's
all well
come in mr. Benny yeah I want to take
this opportunity of wishing you and your
company a very very happy new year well
you said that last week
my mother didn't hear me goodbye
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I'll bet alum sent him over to annoy me
play pill
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that was when my dreamboat comes home
played by Fred Harris I mean Phil Harris
and his orchestra they Phil I didn't see
you over at Paramount silver jubilee for
a dog hooker last Thursday night where
were you well I did want to be there Jax
but I had to work it's too bad we had a
lot of fun all the big stars were there
you know Fred MacMurray and Mary Bolin's
and Carole Lombard he was a gala event
gee I'm sorry I missed it so Marv
what a party you know after the show was
over I took miss Lombard out I mean
Carol we went for a little Drive just
the two of you know Clark Gable went
along
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you know for laughs see he happens to be
a friend of Carol's family it's also a
good friend of Carole's so good that
Jack sat in the rumble seat
who asked you did you Jack well I'm a
sort of an outdoor man you know one
sniff of monoxide and I'm a new
monoxide
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well then zag miss Lombard really had a
date with Clark Gable no no it was a
kind of a trio you know oh boy what is
againi that's Fred Allen sir panicked me
I wish you tune in on us once in a while
well anyway fill the three of us were
driving along and we stopped over at the
Brown Derby to get in that's a Happy New
Year I'm not having one come in mr.
Benny yes I hope I'm not intruding no no
I I'm just in the middle of my program
that's all well if I could have a moment
of your time I'd like to raise my voice
in protest well go ahead what seems to
be the trouble well you've been doing a
Western serial for weeks now called buck
Benny rides again yes I have well it's
been causing me no end of trouble and
just tons of embarrassment well in what
way well you see my name happens to be
Buckingham Benny oh but now everybody
crudely refers to me as buck Buckingham
Benny you're not a relative of mine are
you goodness no and it makes me feel
better too
well tell me Buckingham what do you do I
mean what the business are you in I'm a
window dresser in Pomona a window
dresser will tell me what's the
well-dressed window wearing this season
oh don't be selfish yes I won't you
would if you know what it man quiet well
a Bucky I've never I've never met a
window dresser before how do you go
about dressing a window well I used a
lot of velvet drapes and chiffon and
colored silk hmm you use any crepe de
Sheen
oh just oodles of it I see Mary what are
you laughing at Jenny like Fred Allen
well Buckingham I'm terribly sorry about
the whole mess there anything I can do
yes I wish you would discontinue buck
Bennie rides again
we can't very well tonight but look as
long as you've already become involved
in this predicament
how about sticking around a while and
appearing in our Western play Oh No I'm
terribly afraid of horse I'll throw my
but don't tell anybody and guns do you
use gun yes well I hate them I've never
even shot off my mouth hmm by the way
Bucky this is Mary Livingston how do you
do hello buck see
I get that all day long well so do I
don't worry well you get paid for it
well at the thought oh I want you to
meet Kenny Baker he's going to sing for
us in a moment hey Kenny this is
Buckingham Bennie hiya buck I'm going
home I don't let it upset you don't get
angry
come betty carries mad money yeah now
sit right down here and listen to
Kenny's song Oh what are you going to
say oh look look mr. Benny look well
what's the trouble what Don Wilson be
quiet
the down go ahead anyway
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I love the time
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I mean
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as wrong way
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nice them in
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to be stylish rally more
you know
Oh
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you know
hands peak tips like Motorsports that
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rushing
than waving me farewell
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beside the Shalimar you know
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lovely that was Kashmir a song sung by
Kenny Baker accompanied by the orchestra
and listened to by Buckingham and now
ladies and gentlemen as I pretend of our
original western stereo Oh mr. penny yes
if you're going to start that cowboy
stuff I'm leaving
where you going Bucky back to Pomona
goodbye there he goes I hope it gets
home all right anyway tonight ladies and
gentlemen again we give you buck Bennie
rides again or Whateley tries to walk
once more I will play the part of
sheriff buck Benny as tough an hombre
has ever wore a fright wig for a toupee
over on you boy the scene is the office
or of the office of the sheriff of
cactus county where we find the sheriff
with his mind on his work and as feed on
his desk curtain musi
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morning sheriff morning sheriff wake him
up deputy Baker okay out
deputy Baker what's the idea waking me
up so violent light sorry buck I'll buy
you a new hat
I'm not worried about the Hat but that
ear will be kind of hard to replace
what's up boys
well sheriff the town folks are cut up
in arms cause you ain't captured cactus
face tell them everything is all right
now I just dreamt I cornered cactus bass
and red ghost Canyon you did did you
slap the handcuffs on him no I'm saving
that like go to sleep tonight will
congratulations Sheriff I knew you could
do this I could catch an outlaw too if I
didn't have insomnia
mmm you couldn't catch a maverick with a
Corral for a lasso oh you're just trying
to mix me up
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mix you up while you were born in an
eggbeater should be a knock on the door
here I was right must be Daisy my
sweetheart
I mean Daisy hello Daisy hello it's all
dark and dopey well yeah your brains
don't exactly make it in par gotta wait
for that one just a second ain't seen
your Pappy lately where is he
and he'll be along in a minute just stop
by art Mullen for his mail waiting to go
to the post office he said there's no
kick in their Inc government ought to do
something about that anyway I'd like to
see the old critter here comes happy now
hi Frank hello buck when'd you get the
new glass door there's no or why you
just came in through the window I
thought that first step was kind of high
oh are you Pappy's yo were you Frank how
much brandy do you drink anyway well I
don't know buck but I'm having an adding
machine put on the jug and you better be
careful you're getting kind of fat don't
you take any setting up exercises sure
when anybody sets them up well that
ought to help answer the phone easy
hello yes yes I'll tell him
Oh bucket sheriff Andy Devine he wants
to talk to you
Oh Andy oh hello Andy what's that you
did I'll rush right over hold everything
till I get there goodbye
what is it buck tear of divine just haul
cactus face go through that old deserted
hotel a tombstone creaks tombstone creak
well that town's been deserted for nigh
on the 30 years
gee buck they say that old hotel is
haunted it's full of spirits so it's
happy and he ain't haunted don't be too
sure gal well you stay here boys I'm
going to get cactus famous I'm off to
Tombstone treat to meet cherub divine
mommy's go with you box
sure thing Daisy but ain't you scared
not any more than you are well you can
still come we're going to bring back
that varmint this time dead or alive
come on Gail but Benny rides again
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mmm those nags of mine are getting
bigger laughs than I am you better put a
Mickey Finn in their ode ask me that
again gal I got a piece of an answer go
ahead what for I'm bigger I did and they
liked it want to get that one mmm
getting dark Daisy
you know where we are no idea buck
reckon we must be lost
wait a minute here comes someone down
the road I'll ask them hey buddy you
know the way to Tombstone Creek
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Buckingham he wouldn't know Daisy look
pop there's a lighter flickering
straight ahead geez spooky-looking that
might be the hotel wait I see a figure
standing out in front of it
maybe it's Andy looks kind of dark
though then it must be Amos
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can't be there in Palm Springs
anyhow no time for humor gals let's go
here we are Daisy
whoa vada
there's an e2 by now hello sheriff
hi
look that applause is liable to fall
cactus B I can't help but buck I got
relatives from the audience is this the
hotel where taxes please is hiding yeah
never mind that let's go inside come
along hmm come on buck
I ain't scared are you buck no come on
follow me
well you're behind us and I'll follow
you
come on me attack us from behind there
it is right behind that wool you got
welcome written on him so let's go in
did you see that indeed yes the door
opens by itself oh yeah what's that
who are you I'm the doorman funny I I
can't see you no wonder I've been dead
for 30 years
well then I'll see you later come on
Andy what was that not califo well after
their suffering so are we gonna leave
you now my wife's calling me it sounds
like a wolf you should be married toward
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pardon me hmm you must be gone with the
wind or is darker here got a search this
place you take my hand Andy Andy you
take Andy now follow me
be quiet I just saw someone's up behind
that post come on what was that you're
glad you're holding my hand Andy oh
nevermind then whose hand is this
without an arm on it they call me take
it easy but who are you I'm the
boogeyman
that's bougie not bougie well as dark in
here
good bite not be a ghost artist come on
Andy we'll try this next room hmm
funny I don't hear our footsteps well
why did this our man has been dead for
30 years
oh sure is cactus face might be in there
no he isn't there's that doorman again
what are you laughing at did you hear
Fred Allen Wednesday night
don't be so smart let me catch this face
let's get up
I got a Mandy last week got you your rat
strike a match Andy okay catch it face
all right listen you what are you doing
here I'm just trying to get back to
Pomona
oh you buckingham still lost uh yes
don't you know the way to Pomona look
Buckingham look it's very simple look
you go out Melrose until you get to
Western Avenue Z then you turn right
until you get to third Street yeah then
you continue to the 3rd Street Tunnel
and bare East on Garvey Boulevard yeah
now you follow Garvey right to moderate
cars Willmar and then you build
thrilling directions will be continued
next Sunday night will buck get cactus
face will catch this face fine a new
hideout
well buckingham get back to Pomona tune
in next Sunday in here for yourselves
playboys
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we never forget them as long as we live
those deserts our mothers used to make
and best of all we remember those grand
old-fashioned chocolate puddings what
wouldn't you give to have one of them
right now well you can't have one of
them anytime you want a chocolate
pudding just as good as your mother used
to make
you'll find it in jell-o chocolate
pudding the new fashioned way to make a
grand old-fashioned favorite all you do
is mix the contents of one package of
jell-o chocolate pudding with some milk
then cook and stir over a low fire until
the mixture comes to a boil and as
luscious thick and satin smooth it only
takes a few minutes after that just let
it cool and then pour into sherbet
glasses that's how easy it is to make
this extra special chocolate pudding
jello chocolate pudding after you once
tried it you'll want to have it all the
time jello chocolate pudding sells at
the same low price as jell-o and one
package makes enough for six happy
servings ask your grocer tomorrow for
jello chocolate pudding
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this is the last number of the 15th
program in the new jello series and
we'll be with you again next Sunday
night when we continue with buck
Benny rides again meanwhile I'd like to
thank several people for appearing on
tonight's program Andy Devine of
universal Benny Baker of paramon and
Mary Livingston of Bedford rock bet for
drive yeah you go down Melrose Avenue
until you get to Vine Street
terney arrives you get to Sunset
Boulevard then you make a member minor E
good night folks
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the Pelican season
the National Broadcasting Company
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