oh the jello program starring Jack Benny
with Johnny green into talking through
the our control for the program with at
the codfish ball from the picture
Captain January
[Music]
today we're happy to celebrate the
fourth anniversary of Jack Benny on the
air it's a great occasion folks so
here's the Jack Benny
here's to jello and here's the very
month of May the bright colorful days
that bring us the first half of summer
but you needn't wait for summer to enjoy
the lively goodness of its most popular
fruits and berries you can anticipate
that pleasure right now with jello or
jello brings you the light fruit taste
of cherries raspberries and strawberries
all year round jello and only jello
knows the secret of capturing that extra
rich sweet flavor it tastes just fine
whether you make it yourself or get it
at a restaurant tomorrow marks the
beginning of the National Restaurant
Week so sometime this week when you're
out of the restaurant why not order an
appetizing dish of jell-o only always
remember to ask for jello by a name
either at your grocers or in a
restaurant always insist on genuine
jello
[Music]
ladies and gentlemen tonight's mark Jack
Benny's fourth anniversary on the air
radio marches back 1932 hello
National Broadcasting Company this is
the president of ten of the dry who's
going to be the master of ceremonies on
my program Jack Benny what that Punk's
1933
hello NBC this is a person for cavalry
coming to calling will be the comedian
on our program Jack Benny what that pump
1934
hello NBC patron ELA General Tire
Company who's trying to do the funny man
on my program Jack Benny what back Punk
radio barks design and now ladies and
gentlemen jello brings you back pump
back Benny
[Music]
well hello again this is punk Benny I
mean Jack Benny talking gosh I'm so
excited it's my fourth year on the air
isn't that a wonderful record on four
years
oh I don't know Jack Davis man you've
been on the air six years well that's
only three years of T I'm talking about
a single performer yeah well how about
Rudy Vallee he's been singing for seven
years I know down but how long can his
nose hold out anyway I don't want to
brag or sound egotistical but I think
annoyed which I could be with you on
your fourth Iran my darkness but could
we make behind Revit I wasn't that nice
Don but you know what kills me
everybody has congratulated me on my
anniversary except the members of my
program isn't that awful do you think I
was some some oh yes no but they do owe
me that courtesy here comes Mary hello
Mary door is ah may the third Mary
remember may the third 1932 exactly the
goal you see dominar afternoon I want to
kind of telegram of congratulations to
whom Mary and my cousin keeps getting
married tomorrow
oh I'll be right back well I guess
you're right jack oh you can't blame I
got so much on her mind for kids you
know hello Jack congratulations oh
thanks
Wow thanks anyway you're welcome see you
later okay you feed on even Johnny
forgot you no way object you know he's
got so much on his mind
oh sure it's music and everything so you
have the winner in the Derby yeah yeah
well that's fine Jack you know I hate to
bring this up on your anniversary but if
you remember I had half of your horse I
know Don but my half came in first let's
see what did I win I have $2.00 to show
of course I'll have to give the jockey
hello yang congratulations on your
anniversary
well Kenny thank ya I'm glad you
remembered hey how did you have to
remember my anniversary Kenny G it's in
all the papers
here's something I kept out of the New
York Times what does it say it says for
the fourth consecutive year the Senate
Finance Committee took up the
administration's budget proposals hmm
well they spelled your name wrong jack
see what is Mary I bet it's an interview
or something yeah okay yeah there's a
pair of spats outside wants to see you
a pair of fast is there a man inside yes
Don best come on in doc
flippers here fellas good old guy Zach I
just thought I'd drop up and offer my
congratulations is it some surprise
Larry hears on hello Mary oh god I guess
you received a flyer all right
hey Don you're looking like a million
dollars gee your what a few who remember
me I'll never forget you you did last
person well I wasn't my fault
hey why didn't you hang up your stocking
when you went to bed what take off my
spot same old bastard is good to see you
again
hey Dad ah - kitty kitty how many kids
do you think I have I don't know I
thought you were keeping score married
on has only one child and it looks just
like him what a difference as long as I
keep them in the house
hey Don Don you remember Wilson
well that's top and this is Kenny Baker
Oh glad to meet you and this is Johnny
green our orchestra leader how do you do
mr. green old friend you've got a great
article mr. green what size baton you
use while dusting
well my formerly the 17th icon but now I
get much better results with a 9-inch
one I use a 15 inch stick myself why
he's gonna hit the musicians marry
humblest and wrecking boys I'd love to
very well then played on play John
remember no fencing
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they shall have music played by Johnny
green and Dawn better and it sounded
great too didn't it fellow you know you
know I gotta pay you two boys a
compliment already you both have swell
our concern I don't know your music is
so soothing and restful it never gets in
your hair you know what
hair hair what's on your head my nose I
had my face
[Applause]
well well Frank is it really you ready
to give you the bird yeah
tonight it is but you didn't have to
come all the way over here Frankie for
just as well intently a telegram
oh I wouldn't know what to say Oh Frank
stop no that's not enough
good old Frank you haven't changed at
all
you know you're looking same Dex
although we've got fans all we're oh
mary here's Frank
remember fright oh hello Mary gee I miss
you and I miss you too Frank and what
are we waiting for
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hey Frank wait a minute kids a little
too long there should have made it
longer for the gang
yeah father time hey dad didn't Penn
system up here too sure there he is
hiya John hello Frankie you got a wire
too huh
same old Jack say Franklin how did you
know this was my anniversary why it's in
all the papers Jack here I cut out a
clipping yeah what does it say it says
for the fourth consecutive time left to
throw pitch to their tight game for the
Red Sox winning six to nothing
oh boy in the sports column to D that's
something hello Frank oh boy how are you
hi there Wilson what do you say I say
that jello is the largest selling
gelatin 2/3 in the world and every day
millions of people eat it
well I wouldn't believe it hey Frank you
know Johnny green oh hello there Frank
you know exactly went to Harvard
together but I got in
well well well you gonna give him all
the left or Franklin I want you to beat
Kenny Baker from California Kenny I'm
very glad to know you
he Cantrell
and now that we're all here now that
we're all here in between it we are
going on with our feature attraction
tonight ladies and gentlemen we're going
to offer an original Graham of the
backwoods and title the cold of the hill
this will go on and mediate the next
number which will be sung by Kenny Baker
hey Frank
Don yeah stick around you know you're
gonna play in this dude think any
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hell with or weeping well I wish that we
were there
there's no bridle to me one room right
hand need complete
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the window you can see a sign of people
[Music]
1ba people down there good night deep
well we'll hang the small hotel
[Music]
I'd like to get away dear somewhere
along with you
it would be all okay dear
you need a laugh
[Music]
a 30 plate I'm no long we're funny
people can have fun that's where we will
go
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
the window and see artists and people
[Music]
and goodnight sleep well Hank
[Music]
[Applause]
Laurel Hotel song by Kenny Baker now for
our play the cold of the hills which we
will present in two acts the locale is a
bluegrass country 200 miles south of
Louisville which is five hours by train
two hours by plane and 20 minutes by
bold venture Hagen Wilson the action
takes place in the homes of the Jake
pennies in the beste park live within
shooting distance of each other and the
[Music]
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right path ain't gonna quit the Lowe's
best of Parkers are wiped out by gum and
by jello ain't no rule and these deals
for both of us you said it happy get
away from that door in just here I never
did get the best care possible
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remember when he is and Wiens was
working on the same programming yes
one night I asked him how many hairs on
a monkey face and he said the next time
you shaved counter he knew our footing
found I ain't hearing for that time at
City Hall and I may never forget yes
there are 200 yards of a-fightin enough
scratching and a killer wouldn't be
surprised they can barricade that double
door Sarah they on got our boy Ken got
him right through the door
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boom I'm a-goin Cathy how am I getting
weaker and weaker yeah I reckon I want
to take them off very so is Ken just I'm
so hungry right now often eat a horse
we got silly of soul-stealer going take
your time I'm a dying Paul Chuck and I
wanted to be President
you can be like what do you mean you're
not starting
[Applause]
[Music]
hey Frank what if we gotta give them
bender nothing we just actually hate
sheep in these hills for no reason at
all it's just a wreck a llama Willems
will stick to you Frank
well I ain't got no handsome so that's
kind of item yeah hey no I just wear
flats no I just want to I just want to
well I can get stuff well done I guess
that's one for the Benny get cold feet
hey how did we end make out today Don
we got three Benny's than a skunk oh
poor Benny good thing I didn't hear that
look Frank there's like Jake there's a
little window why don't you let him have
it behind oh not there now
blam say Fargo's I juggle porn liquor
that's her going to purr ain't nothing
sacred
howdy Uncle Jake hello the odd job with
your arm shot off my face I've been a
seeking some call it for the tie it up
with it keeps the fall at all no gun I
don't like the way that armor your keep
the drop and all it might be alien
what's that you got under the other arm
my right leg
oh well put it in the umbrella stand
you're right there Aunt Sarah talks on
it I wish those pockets would hold off
will we get through Wow daughter Mariah
what's that Bob dumb what a lady
thinking up next
here comes Mariah now we haven't been a
worrying about you gal it shouldn't be
out of or with the weather like that
your brother yeah he was offended by the
door and they end up with you it'll
injure your yam hungry
I'll take it too hard Mariah know you
love him I hope I don't get the leg
again
yeah yeah steady just here at about the
fourth anniversary what else did he say
Cal sighs yeah after that long
give me my rifle now they are
now another and quickie up a statue
honoree okay Uncle Jake I told you we
could have buried them I'll make them
pay for this or money mean oh yeah we're
here doggone it and I wanted to hear
Phil Baker hand me that other gun come
on John okay
[Applause]
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[Applause]
now I guess they have to get too tired
there are they stop the shoot
that's the neck oh well yes oh god
Johnny yeah yep pretty low I'll have to
borrow some they may be lands we're
willing to stop this you not take penny
he's the cutest man of details I wonder
what makes him so beauty pariah look I
hit mr. got it right in the foot huzzah
and I'd like to borrow some ammunition
I'll gladly pay it back Tuesday go over
just to keep this pewter going how many
bullets you and Z I'm gonna family three
but you better take an extra one on the
sexy pump here y'all
well I get these bullets back two
minutes if my aim is good well thanks
[Music]
hit him in the suspenders that'll slow
him down
[Applause]
I can't get them talking to men be
walking in Envy yeah yeah broken off you
won the federal man yeah and how's it
working for the government
aren't we all quiet on it what do you
want to be a walking around here Ron you
select the place on the government
projects that's miles long 28 and a half
mile canal hey are you a fool I have
locked on it how do we need little locks
who's gonna fill it I reckon you will
come to the right place ronzo grass
around here it goes right up I'll give
powder in there that's your hot lot but
listen to my proposition please how do
you see your property attachment of
$1.50 next though is a hedonist laughing
in support of ha gas is running low you
want heard what she said
ronzo she's up there a fox me the pin
and Hawk meeting well do i squash I'd
yeah but don't make up life not mock
boom Mariah pick up that pen never mind
I'll get you another one
I want that one my hands
well hi-yah oh thank you
why's the money fell on me oh come on
honey boy well Tara we under it now all
we came Sarah not till the feud is over
and speaking of fuse you will find the
jello is the most delicious in the world
that's that wise variety at federal
minister hot bullets yeah Oh Ian's are
used to it
hey you know I like that book of yours
she felt an evidential are you unlike my
daughter yeah ain't see that I'm
surprised Mariah what have you one's got
to say about
standby now for Graham good news
[Music]
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sweet away and you too Don that's
alright Jack I'm glad I came I hope to
see you soon again
23 skidoo
who wrote that I did the nightfall I
knew the concluded loving boom from she
loves me not and there's a small hotel
from on your toes
this is a National Broadcasting Company
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