fully program sorry that Bennie and
Frank Black orchestra and I'll Frank
back in his office to open the program
was I like smell the music
[Music]
wouldn't you like to receive absolutely
free a brand-new Chevrolet six any model
you are all right listen to this
starting tomorrow is a feature of
national drive a chevrolet month one of
those big pine looking chevrolet fixes
will be given away every day absolutely
free 30 days 30 cards one car awarded
every day all you have to do is to do
this any chevrolet dealer drive all ride
in a chevrolet car then write down on
the entry blank which the dealer will
furnish the reason why you like the new
chevrolet six remember in order to enter
the contest you must this is a Chevrolet
dealer get a demonstration and obtain an
entry blank from him it doesn't matter
how many or how few words you use of
what kind of writer you are the best
reason for liking the new chevrolet the
best in the opinions of the judges win
the pre chevrolet cars this opportunity
is open to any person in the united
states over 18 years of age and mens rea
makes you eligible for any of the cars
given away from the day you enter loss
of balance of the month so plan now to
go to your Chevrolet dealer tomorrow and
enter this contest your name may be
announced over the radio next friday
night as one of the winners of a new
chevrolet six
[Music]
and all Jack Benny hello often is it is
Jack Tunney the earth caliper coming to
you again with all the late news events
through the courtesy of the morning
eye-opener the ice and tears of the
world these late news dispatches come to
you by telegraph cable male female and
liar the new service that sees all says
all and tues all in am i sorry i started
it the world's latest happening let's go
Frank London English American old horse
wins the grand national Derby when asked
if he would remain in England he said
nay nay more Derby news Frank Black
better buy a new hat that's for the
orchestra boys you know San Francisco
San Francisco California George Bernard
Shaw arrived here to please for wine
beer and whiskers during interview he
says he will match his beard against
anhydrous voice atta boy george
I like that one lesson sir yes sir ah
here Bombay India weather warmer here
Mahatma Gandhi changes for winter to
spring cold napkin listening from local
restaurants funny how that boy keeps
himself in the headlines New York New
York people here donate farmers to
present president roosevelt with
swimming pools are they want to keep a
wet day special radio message for mid
ocean star Boateng she come back now and
is secretly headed for America nobody
knows it but the Associated flesh he is
traveling on a swedish both disguised as
a Finnan Haddie Garbo assigned to meet
car Gables dune the first Hollywood
California gable starts training with
strangler lewis walla walla washington
walla walla conditions improving here in
town is now running on both made ah
staten island one yeah merry go ahead i
sang silent good start very popular with
everybody was riding around in them you
mean rickshaws rickshaws what okay
winnipeg canada green season starts here
with eight feet of snow Robin team
flying around wearing earmuffs New York
New York groundhog comes out of hole on
first day of spring this was to our
program and goes back in again oh well
you can't please everybody ching chong
Africa missionaries arrived here and
find cannibals wider than ever Howard
what are they wild about their wild
about the new Chevrolet at four hundred
and forty five dollars the only 40 dogs
and a relation you've said at NBC studio
New York Frank bracket is also a play
two tickets of Georgia okay Frank
[Music]
Oh
[Music]
Oh
[Music]
[Applause]
that was two tickets to Georgia played
by frank black and his castle club or
two very good Frank Trey hey Frank I
want to ask you something you're after
all I mean you're a musician you know
music what do you think I mean this is
really personal what do you think of
that violin solo I played last Friday on
ladies night well Jack I I owe you all
talking well what do you really want me
to tell you the truth nevermind Frank's
the wrong program you know I lay there
oh yeah Mary Wow some fan mail you don't
answer your ladies night children in my
body oh yes you remember folks here at
the ladies night remember last Friday
night we got some very lovely wires and
letters regarding that program I here's
here's one i'd like to read here's a
wire from the ladies ski club in dunk
center ohio it says we thought your
ladies ride was a complete failure we
send our husbands out so we could listen
in to your program and we weren't even
embarrassed what happened to the
farmer's daughter I she's a tall lady
now
here's a letter from Omaha Nebraska from
a lady rich social it says we heard your
program last Friday night you can fool
some of the people all of the time and
all of the people some of the time but
this friday we're going to bed early oh
yeah can't please everybody oh here's
one from a man in lunch wagon Ohio it
says congratulations on your ladies
night did I enjoy wife and I my wife and
I haven't been separated in 20 years but
I'm your lady night he gave me the night
off in ten dollars and did I enjoy you
oh well thank Boyd you just heard from
the devil a sextet and now James Belton
our own Jimmy 62 bless his little heart
well add a little class of this program
by seeing that popular Irish ballot
maybe thank you jack you're welcome to
me as they Jimmy before you saying give
me ask you one thing what did you really
think army what did you really think of
my violin solo rat fighting I can't get
anything out of flying flag let me tell
me this true to me what did you read me
think of him hold on Jack if you must
know I think you're a swell fellow hey
but I mean like I mean I've file in my
violin solo Jimmy and I think you're a
gentleman scholar I think you're one of
the finest chefs are known as yeah i
mean my room I know me with a good gift
of jail for Jimmy I mean what did you
think of my viola that's what I'm coming
to you got personality magnetism and
I'll sit but if you can play that fiddle
in my name is Albert Einstein thanks
Albert sing I'm fine
they know about music it's not
appreciated play Frank
[Applause]
[Music]
before we can remember from your hand oh
[Music]
the way your voice
[Music]
right on before
hop online and run boy
Oh
[Music]
Oh
[Music]
Oh
[Music]
haha
[Music]
Oh
[Music]
door
[Music]
Oh
[Music]
Oh
[Music]
Oh
[Music]
haha on your heart of water I love you
[Music]
Hawaii
always off
I'm nephew
[Music]
my
[Music]
come on
Oh
[Music]
Oh
[Music]
[Applause]
you
[Applause]
[Music]
the body is why
[Music]
haha
[Music]
Oh
[Applause]
that was Albert Einstein sing our Gilly
mountain Singh and maybe the next week
he will give me his theory on his
relatives and now tonight both yes we
forgot a promise you last week we're
going to offer for the big piece of our
program a dramatic flame a play of the
game 19 not the Roaring Forties of the
bowing 50 but the gay nineties when men
wore celluloid collars and girls wore
5-piece agencies yes ladies and
gentlemen where I want to give you our
version of that famous new West picture
he done him wrong he done him wrong and
we're gonna do him right now the action
takes place on the Bowery in New York
the Bowery in those days was equivalent
to a punch in the nose a stolen watch or
both you have no doubt penis nature
which day west plays the part of a lady
known as Lou who was a nice girl and
every man who fell in love with her gave
her a diamond he had she had 13
sweetheart which gave her a grand slam
in diamond now the members of our
program will play the part in this show
and Howard claimed he would play the
part of a Chevrolet that you can be sure
where Mary Livingston will take the part
of Lou while i jack benny the fatty more
of the air will play the part of coming
cummings emission workers are supporting
cast includes mr. ralph bakshi will
assume the role of fighter the bartender
the trash has had many years of stage
experience having been 20 years with the
old homestead 30 years with abies Irish
Rose and he will be back in the old
homestead after tonight's before our
little play will go on immediately after
the next number so pick out a good
speech close to your agent first come
first race and I'll find black will play
a brand new number called the glasses
getting greener all the time and who do
you think is gonna sing the chorus give
us Mary Livington are you nervous Mary
yes silly what's the first time you know
to ever be heard install over the air if
you ever wonder about it and Mary what
gives you the courage to say I heard you
play ball in laughing
what repartee play Frank
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
Oh
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
Oh
[Music]
Oh
[Music]
I was fine Mary you know what were you
nervous did you hear at mob that they
did jealous yeah out of a climb area Oh
Mary let's let him come to you oh I see
that's where they are when they get up
in the world and now for our players
we've done him right the opening scene
takes place and spiderwebbed far room on
the following in the year 1898 you ready
boys everything sex all right Frank a
little hey wait a minute wait a minute
Frank wait we're just from a West play
wait a minute oh yeah come on come on
boys step up to the bar and have another
house what's it gonna be one vanilla
fine i'll have a Tony's protein with a
fudge cater 13 coming up later might
make buying a banana split
ah drunkard drunkards all of them yay
and barrel gets a lot of forgotten Souls
ah but they can be saved I never did
like that's number tell if I spear then
we run this joint the better I like who
sees fighter worth coming the door that
was emitted next door oh yeah well give
me another pineapple Christ and make
mine I beer first not loose women
the team now changes and this blues
dressing room on the third floor yes sir
yes sir you want a seat in his room yes
a DPF getting in and I'll call up so is
it Celine either get that mr. comments
from the mission see those who speak to
y'all oh that missing diary it's about
time you told hello worsen so
you finally decided to call me well
what's on your mind big boy kissing
honey let us cook some stuff I say
wanted to collect some stuff you'll be
right over ok sugar song whoa come on a
trick subsp look at you pretty much done
miss Luo you sure he'd like a Northwest
Mounted you always get no man by Sandra
you have your voice and two Hanigan
shipping a commander how about the
princes oh no 50 aside i write that line
[Music]
I think it's either miss leaves mmm us a
try oh that was me folks Mary pick your
character hello world oh it's you spider
listen a little I just heard some bad
news sell it your old sweetheart Rick
Adamson just broke out of the pen innate
coming here to get you oh yeah
any 24 you should have gone up the same
low but should see the creeping yeah
Tris flew the coop and the tix to
undercook chevrolet 44 45 is the best
fire on the market today power power
display is bad enough stay out with a
reason I'm just tipping your fantasy
careful roof now let me tell you another
thing but something scurry about that
missionary guy coming what do you mean I
mean this Pinot missionary dry at all
he's a no stick around here they call
the Hall Pass how do you know her I saw
the kitchen I was written Paul he's
right I was with him we saw the picture
so that's the problem welcome to me
spider now scram so that missionary died
as a pathway oh well you can zoom
somewhere you can go want to thank you
ms lee cuz i gotta take my little
brother to the doctor co steelers the
GUI that's the matter is in six innings
Jackson and the Chevrolet miss the best
fix them in the car in the mill crash
scene of the doctor thanks alindra
here's your dollar hey let you leave me
message out of the while is so sweet
[Music]
you know what's people of God home
personally my head and then did those
come in wait why knock on the door Oh
God is handsome hello weekly perilous
down big boy I was afraid you weren't
coming up how'd you get away from the
mission I was mission yellow I try to
stay away but I could oh yeah is it
through flu I can't sleep I don't eat I
can't think I keep trying to forget your
Lewbert I can oh yeah yeah you're
beautiful your hair is like the golden
sunshine your ice I like the diamonds on
your wrist and your teeth are like
pearls course full sheets are no bargain
either it'll happen ah kiss me Lou kiss
me take it easy black book now get this
and get this straight here I setting up
a no wrong door and friendly bracelet
you're bringing me Santa and there is no
good to me because I sing with gestures
well I'm just shirk gigolo yes your
gigolo be singing folk my wife means
before you're the hot yes I'm the Hoff
well in frosting done
I got to get out of common toxic kitchen
boys that boom boom boom pick up on his
way up Danny coconut dunya better Peter
you've gotta get out of here coming
because trick pastry he'll kill both of
it no no no I can't leave you alone
account want to stay here and protect
you don't worry about me I can handle
them progress all right goodbye leave
some carpeting I'm a loose log of now
posted oh hello Jay crying black what
are you doing here believe it or not the
case me too Oh Jimmy melt through what
are you doing both singing features tick
taste me to write runner chick hates
Oliver buddy town paste the Chevrolet
which the most dependable car
and next week fall from a westerly Flynn
a play of the south
[Music]
for the benefit of those who are tuned
in late let me repeat riding tomorrow
and continuing throughout the month of
April as a feature of national drive a
chevrolet month a brand new chevrolet
fix America's largest selling more
guitar will be given away every day
absolutely free 30 days 30 car one car
every day so if you would like to win a
new Chevrolet with it any chevrolet
dealer take a tire drive in a new
chevrolet six find out what it means to
ride in a big comfortable to serve our
HR a sluice CD responsive 6 get
acquainted with sister no drafts
ventilation thus carburetor another new
chevrolet invention then ask your ride
is over write down on an official entry
blank which you must get from the
Chevrolet dealer your reasons for
writing the new Chevrolet station and if
you're thinking of buying the Chevrolet
right away you have all the more reason
for doing short run or if you do by
Chevrolet between now and the end of the
contest and then win a free car you have
the option of accepting either a free
power or cash equivalent to the futars
retailer delivered price will be fair to
see your Chevrolet dealer right away and
find out how easy it is to win a new
Chevrolet six absolutely free and I
called good night