you know rich little
was a great friend of mine
and years ago
rich and i did you know a lot of
television shows together
and once in a while
on a sunday
i would accompany rich when he went to
church
i remember
one sunday we were walking out of the
church
and i casually said to the preacher
i said to the preacher gee that
that was a damn good song
and the preacher said thank you jack but
listen
i would appreciate it if you wouldn't
use language like that in the house of
the lord please
i said i'm sorry
all i said was it was a damn good sermon
and the reason i said it was
you're a hell of a preacher
and listen
because of it because you're so good
i put a thousand dollars a thousand
dollars me cheapo jack benny put a
thousand dollars in the collection
and the preacher said
no